Breakup with the person above you!

[thirteenhearts]

No! Your cousin with 3 teeth cannot join us in the bedroom! Our relationship is over!

[Katrina]

Its not me its you

[Brian Boru]

The hell you say.  I'm not the one with a list of 50 ways to improve your lover...if I can accept you, you should be able to accept me.  We're through! (but I'll still cuddle you in another thread)

[thirteenhearts]

Speaking of "accepting"...you're always trying to get me to accept you in my bottom!  There are other places!

[Brian Boru]

Yeah, but I've been there before...give it up or we're through.

[thirteenhearts]

But it hurts!!  And you don't even care if I'm crying "during"!  So insensitive!

[Katrina]

Nope...so we are through

[Brian Boru]

You're so cold in how you broke up with thirteenhearts, I can't deal with cold people..I need warmth.  Bye-bye

[terror night]

You're too much of a softie for me. I need somebody who makes me feel truly owned in all possible ways and love and care just don't cut the first slice of that cake my friend. I'm sorry but that's all we'll ever be. Friends.

[Wyrd]

Look, that fine if you want to stay invisible all the time. Just do it with out me.

[thirteenhearts]

For the last time, NO! I don't want to hear you talk about how handsome Kip Winger is!

[Michael Corvus]

You don't have a head... so how can you give it to me? Head is extremely important. Going without is unacceptable. Please feel your way out.

[thirteenhearts]

Maybe if you took a shower once in awhile you'd get some!  Your junk stinks!  Oh...and for the love of all that is decent TRIM the area!

[Treena]

you refuse to wear pants and a jacket with that corset, everyone wants a piece of you when they see you walking around like that. it makes me jealous i can deal with it anymore we are over.

[Brian Boru]

I can't believe you would break thirteenhearts' heart like that.  We're through.

[Autumn52]

so you love 13 hearts now, I understand but we cant be together as long as I know you love someone else. good luck

[lenka]

"You dont go down on me enough, why do I have to put all the effort in...and your nails are supper sharp, why do you sharper your nails in points"

[Brian Boru]

I can't believe you would criticize "The Xandi."  She does what she does because she is "The Xandi."  We're through.

[thirteenhearts]

Your name should have been "Tales Of Lackluster Performances".  I'm outta here!

[Brian Boru]

Lackluster?  You mean like that mediocre, flimsy version of licking that you call a....oh forget it.  You can't leave me, because I'm leaving you.

[thirteenhearts]

Oh puhleease!  You couldn't get me off if you had 3 tongues!

[Brian Boru]

You must be thinking of your other boyfriend...the one you're cheating on me with.  We are OVER.

[thirteenhearts]

I'm actually cheating on you with your Mom!

[Brian Boru]

You're just evil.  I am out of here.

[thirteenhearts]

Hang on...let me get your belongings to take with you:

1. Deflated blow-up doll patched with duct tape in numerous areas
2. Collection of Def Leopard CD's
3. Your skid-marked underwear

Now get out of my trailer!