Last Poster Wins

Started by Tigataga, January 16, 2014, 02:02:27 AM

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Boatman

Boat winds in the fishing line attached to the Win which pings out of Sai's ample top.
The rebound sets her off balance.
She nearly manages to save herself, but then plops into the murky piranha infested waters of the harbour.
Back on board, unaware of Sai's fate, Boat smiles happily as he secures the Win.
History, where creative writing was born.

Saiyuri

Unsure as to why her love always tries to kill her Sai falls into the water.
Luckily she isn't a wounded fish and the piranha leave her be.
Climbing back onto the shore she pulls out a Win seeking retrieval missile and aims at the boat.
Firing the gun the missile retrieves the Win from Boat and brings it back to it's rightful owner, Sai.
Taking the Win under her arm she walks down the sandy beach and heads into town.

Boatman

Boat has her favourite drink waiting for Sai at the best pub in the town.
He admires her well deserved Win.
(Mind you, he is still reeling from being unexpectedly blasted by a missile)
History, where creative writing was born.

Saiyuri

Seeing Boat already in the pub makes Sai smile.
Thankfully the missile only pulled the Win from her love, causing no damage to him or his ship during the fray.
Joining him at the bar she thanks him and keeps the Win on her lap as she picks up her glass.


What a perfect way to celebrate my Win.

Boatman

Boat looks after the Win whilst Sai visits the restrooms (toilet/ heads/ French hole in the floor).
But in his confusion he wanders off, grows a beard, dons sandals, and starts a new life as an artist painting cubist impressions of the naked Win, naked.
History, where creative writing was born.

Saiyuri

Returning to the bar she sees her companion is gone along with her Win.
Sighing she tracks her lover down and plucks the Win from atop a white sheet Boat had laid it on; possibly to use as inspiration to paint later.

Wispyr


Rhedyn


Boatman

Exit stage left.. Boat hooks the win off to the side.
Evil laugh.
History, where creative writing was born.

Saiyuri

Switching the Win in Boat's hand for a top hat Sai scurries out the back door with the Win in her hand.

Boatman

Boat runs round and begs Sai's autograph.
He gives her paper and a pen in exchange for holding the Win.
Whilst she is signing, Boat uses the magic box on stage to make an escape (with the Win).
History, where creative writing was born.

Saiyuri

After signing the paper Sai comes over to the box and turns it around.
Reaching in she pulls out the Win, but no Boat.
Sadly she peers inside to see the box is empty and leaves the stage with the Win in her arms.

Boatman

The box, being old, worked its magic slowly.
It was only after some seconds it sucked the Win from the warmth of Sai's ample bosom and flung it through the trap door onto Boat's head.
"Ouch!"
History, where creative writing was born.

Dama

Quietly picks up the win and nonchalantly walks out.
Consider yourself blessed to have someone in your life who wants you to be better and do better.

Boatman

Boat goes round the other way and throws a bucket of iced water over Dama.
Hands her a towel in exchange for Win, then scarpers.
History, where creative writing was born.

Dama

Scowls at Boatman.  Takes the towel and dries off.  Then returns the towel and takes back the win.  Hmmph
Consider yourself blessed to have someone in your life who wants you to be better and do better.

Boatman

"Free wash, why the scowling?"
Throws towel over Dama's head, pinches the Win and runs off into the sauna.
History, where creative writing was born.

Dama

Pulls the towel off, looks around and scurries to the sauna to recover the win.
Consider yourself blessed to have someone in your life who wants you to be better and do better.

Zeth

Zeth sneaks in and steals the win from Dama.

Boatman

Accidentally (on purpose) trips him up on the way out and catches the Win.
History, where creative writing was born.

Dama

Thank you for holding on to it for me!  I'll take it now.
Consider yourself blessed to have someone in your life who wants you to be better and do better.

Zeth

Takes the win AND Dama. Two for one!

Boatman

But too much to carry. Boat helps out by taking the Win and zooming off on his motorcycle with it.
History, where creative writing was born.

Dama

Boat hears sirens in the distance and slows down according to the law.....

And Dama swoops in and skillfully removes the win!
Consider yourself blessed to have someone in your life who wants you to be better and do better.

Boatman

Except for the elastic.
Dama heads off not noticing that the Win has pinged back to its owner.
That owner being Boat of course.
History, where creative writing was born.