Last Poster Wins

[Wolfling72]

Slips in and swoops the Win.

[GabeTheKid]

Hi guys, i figured I'd hop in and boost my self esteem by WINING!

[Boatman]

As in, submerged in a vat of wine?
Hmm... too easy.
The Win floats to the top, slightly inebriated, but nevertheless is mine!

[Mimetisme]

What floats is subject to sink,
The win is bound to fade in a blink.
With a smile and wink from me,
The win is mine you see!

[Bevatoria]

Although you may have succeeded,
my warning you ought should have heeded,
Because I am here,
And oh so sincere,
I can take the win unimpeded

[Songbird]

Here is a haiku,
To celebrate my winning,
I rise and conquer. ;)

[Mimetisme]

End those words of charm in poetic song,
the win shall not be yours for long.
I have the tempered heart of a pauper made Queen,
lips painted blue is all any ever have seen.
So watch me dance and sing now for the masses,
I'll leave you with all the more beautiful lasses.
The win is shiny and now found within an old home,
in my arms as I join where the lonely ones roam.
A moment more to waste needs be had I say,
a pencil needs knocking off a desk so on the floor it may lay!
Now it is off I run to join my one lone member pack,
take comfort in knowing I'll always come back!

[Boatman]

Too much talking, however spellbinding.
Fires up jetpack and departs with win at 70 degrees to the horizontal.
'Apologies for the thick smoke'

[GabeTheKid]

The last roast got me really good.
Nothing personal but i need this win!







:D

[Songbird]

Yoink! And the Birdy takes the Win!
Y'all can't catch this siren of sin! >:)

[justme4386]

Congrats.

[GabeTheKid]

nay

[Mimetisme]

Adore your avatar, justme4386!

In a pure and innocent way,
the win is mine, thank you.

[justme4386]

No, thank you...

And yes, I agree. That's why I got her. ;)

[Boatman]

There there cute babbit, give me the win and you can have this juicy carrot.
No, not that one!
Cripes!
Snatches win and departs stage left.

[Mimetisme]

Oh no, look out!

The warning came too late for Boatman didn't see the trap that made him trip and stumble! Good thing the sweet and loving Mime was there to catch the win and save it from hitting ground and breaking.

Elevate your leg and put ice on it Boatman!

Blows a kiss and makes a run for it.

[Songbird]

Reaching out from behind a bush, Birdy deftly exchanges the Win for a potato as Mimetisme runs by, only to realize that the blue-lipped lady now has her lunch! ;D

[Kaspider]

I've been craving the win lately.

[Mimetisme]

Swipes the win from Kas as she strolls by, munching on a potato.

[Kaspider]

Wait, are you munching on a potato like an apple?

*thinks of ways to distract the Mime.* I have done it in the past.

[Mimetisme]

It was the most oddest thing, Kas. I had the win one moment, then it was a potato! It was then I realized that in my greedy quest, I had missed lunch. Divine intervention I suppose.

Speaking of which. Since I am both angel and demon, among other things, I shall invoke some divine intervention for you, my friend!

*Looks him over* You could use some vitamins and minerals from the looks of you. Plus, some extra pep in your step.

*A brilliant flash of blue in near black eyes, a fresh from the earth potato in her hand. Exchanges with him the fresh potato for the Win.* Can never go wrong with a healthy snack. Not to mention, sharing is caring afterall.

*Blows him a kiss before skipping off with the Win.*

[Boatman]

Noting her weakness, Boat took her aside and showed her the plump red thing he was clutching.
"I have here the sweetest Romano pepper I grilled to perfection, and peeled earlier.
See the delicate inviting flesh...
Take a bite... go on!"
Even though she didn't, Boat was able to snatch the Win and headed off with it into the vastness of the countryside.

[Songbird]

Steals the Win AND Boatman's grilled pepper!

Thank you kindly! ;D

[Boatman]

'Without my plump red pepper I am nothing,' Boat wails, as a distraction before snatching the Win, confident he has a thick green one in reserve.

[Songbird]

Oooo, I like green peppers too! :D

Snags the Win.