And I thought that I was bad...

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Spookie Monster

September 01, 2009, 05:46:17 AM
Nebraska man stole Virgin Mary painting for abortion

A Nebraska man who stole a painting of the Virgin Mary to finance an abortion for a teen he raped has been convicted of first-degree sexual assault and felony theft.

Now, I know about Matthew 7:1 and all of that, but man.  I'm guessing that this is going to be rather difficult to explain to the big G-Man in the sky...

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StrawberryDream

#1
September 02, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
Wow. His children told on him, just wow.

Yakkul

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September 19, 2009, 02:09:29 AM

The next time someone tries to tell me that truth isn't stranger than fiction, I'm quoting this tale to them...

The Overlord

#3
September 19, 2009, 03:42:38 AM


Someone's going to Hell...


Don't matter what church you go to (or don't at all). If there's an afterlife with any sort of judgement, this guy's fucked six ways to Sunday. Heinous...

Inkidu

#4
September 19, 2009, 01:46:44 PM
"Is that Jesus?"
"Wow, I sure hope not..."
"Why?"
"He looks really, really pissed."

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#5
September 19, 2009, 08:25:06 PM
IF he would have just kept his pants on and not did such a thing to a person, he wouldnt have to resort to such a thing and put himself and her in this situation.  Idiot.  He deserves to go to the lowest level of hell.
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Guincho

#6
September 21, 2009, 09:38:19 PM
Wow, he must me on some type of heretical scavenger hunt.

OldSchoolGamer

#7
September 24, 2009, 04:16:08 AM
He needs to have "LOSER" tattooed on his forehead in big red letters.  Backwards, so it's staring at him in the mirror every time he looks at himself.

Doomsday

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September 24, 2009, 04:52:45 AM
Quote from: Guincho on September 21, 2009, 09:38:19 PM
Wow, he must me on some type of heretical scavenger hunt.

Hearty LOL allowed.
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