Corrupt a wish

Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Nataleigh

Granted! Instead, you agreed to kill people for the mob! Good luck with that. o_o

I wish I could read a book and memorize its contents just by touching it. :D
I'm BACK from vacation! <3 <3 <3

We need more teachers and students at St. Jude! Please join! <3

KrataLightblade

Granted!  Here's your complimentary Book Of Eldritch Horrors.

I wish I had a puppy!

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  It's a demonic puppy.  It likes to possess its owners.

I wish I had a new laptop.
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Jclaymore

Granted, but your metabolism speeds up so fast that you die of starvation
I wish i humans didn't need sleep to function and live

Jclaymore

Quote from: Jclaymore on May 28, 2013, 03:28:44 PM
Granted, but your metabolism speeds up so fast that you die of starvation
I wish i humans didn't need sleep to function and live
Oops, my ipod messed up

Ignore that one

Granted, but your laptop comes without battery and there's no others that in existence

I wish humans don't need sleep

VehkTurian

Granted, but human lives are halved, and it's harder for them to focus.

I wish I could live in the Mass Effect universe, and be a turian.

KrataLightblade

Granted.  Your homeworld just got glassed.

I wish for more pizza.

Nataleigh

Granted! It's got pineapple, onion, and anchovies! Delicious!

I wish I could do it all, and still have time in the day!
I'm BACK from vacation! <3 <3 <3

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InDeCiSive

Granted, but now you are a sloth!

I wish for a brownie delight (rich chocolate brownie with strawberry ice cream, topped with whip cream, caramel syrup, and cherries).

beanhollow

Here you go! * Hands you a brownie delight I trips and it falls onto the ground as I hand it over to you* ...Well you had it...  :P

I wish I had a puppy!

InDeCiSive

~sniffles at brownie delight all over the floor, thinks about eating it anyway~

Granted, but it's only a photo.  No poo clean up but no eager little puppy kisses either.

I wish I could sleep tonight.

KrataLightblade

Granted.  You can sleep tonight.  And tomorrow.  And forever.  You are now in a coma!

I wish Dr Pepper was better for me!

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  It's so good for you, that it becomes a prescription drug and you have to pay $5,000 for every bottle.

I wish I wasn't bored right now.
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KrataLightblade

Quote from: Daoine Sidhe on May 29, 2013, 12:17:25 AM
Granted.  It's so good for you, that it becomes a prescription drug and you have to pay $5,000 for every bottle.

I wish I wasn't bored right now.

Granted!  You are now being chased by rabid tiger raptors.

I wish for an extra wish.

Daoine Sidhe

Awesome.  Exercise is exceptional.

Wish granted.  Your extra wish will not be granted.

I wish for a better job.
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beanhollow

Granted! But you only get off one day per week.

I wish I could eat some apple pie right about now.

KrataLightblade

Quote from: Daoine Sidhe on May 29, 2013, 12:28:32 AM
Wish granted.  Your extra wish will not be granted.

Nicely done.

Daoine Sidhe

Quote from: beanhollow on May 29, 2013, 12:38:34 AM
Granted! But you only get off one day per week.

I wish I could eat some apple pie right about now.

I would take that offer in a heartbeat!  Hell, I'd work seven days a week at this point...

Wish granted.  You could eat some apple pie.  But you aren't, won't, and never will again.

I wish for an unholy artistic talent.
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KrataLightblade

Quote from: Daoine Sidhe on May 29, 2013, 12:46:52 AM
I would take that offer in a heartbeat!  Hell, I'd work seven days a week at this point...

Wish granted.  You could eat some apple pie.  But you aren't, won't, and never will again.

I wish for an unholy artistic talent.


Granted.  You are now in Hell and your only task is stick figure advertising art, forever.

I wish to master teleportation!

Daoine Sidhe

Exceptional.  :D

Wish granted!  However, every time you use your teleportation abilities, you shave 20 years off of your total lifespan, as well as exponentially increase the chances of ripping the universe apart.

I wish to control Hell!
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KrataLightblade

Quote from: Daoine Sidhe on May 29, 2013, 01:27:32 AM
Exceptional.  :D

Wish granted!  However, every time you use your teleportation abilities, you shave 20 years off of your total lifespan, as well as exponentially increase the chances of ripping the universe apart.

I wish to control Hell!


Wish granted.  You now control hell.  In a computer game.  Your faction is about to be smited.

I wish to be adorable!

Daoine Sidhe

Hmph.  I'll just use my mods and cheats to win!  Whoever said cheaters never prosper was very wrong.

Wish granted.  You're so adorable, that people view you like a cute kitten rather than a person.

I wish I could control time!
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Adammair

Granted...You now control time, but only in reverse! :P

I wish to control the mind of anyone and everyone I choose.

KrataLightblade

Quote from: Adammair on May 29, 2013, 06:46:57 AM
Granted...You now control time, but only in reverse! :P

I wish to control the mind of anyone and everyone I choose.

Granted.  You are now in your own pocket universe.  Anyone and everyone you choose is yourself.

I wish for better music.

Adammair

Granted, but this genie misheard you and thought you said "Muzak"...

I wish to find the perfect avatar (preferably in animated gif form).