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olive

#5050
Quote from: Xandi on May 13, 2011, 06:08:56 AM
I am having gigglefits.

ROFL

TL you have missed out cause we is going to be having Loving all DAY long cause after dinner at 5pm we have to go to bed. Snuggles my new wonderful lovers. Those boy toys are hot. MMMMMM

That's right TL, we're going to be having some sexy time all day, then they'll be picking us up for dinner  on their bitchin' scooters!


Autumn52

I think you just made me pee my pants laughing so hard.

TL should be sorry now we got our grove on baby. *tries to sound like Austin Powers*

I am still breaking up with TL cause I am having to much fun not breaking up with Olive
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

olive

Quote from: Xandi on May 13, 2011, 06:16:46 AM
I think you just made me pee my pants laughing so hard.

TL should be sorry now we got our grove on baby. *tries to sound like Austin Powers*

I am still breaking up with TL cause I am having to much fun not breaking up with Olive

(I laughed so hard, I got a muscle cramp in my ribs. My cats are scared now!)

Me too, Xandi, I'm bound to you in laughter, I cannot break up with you when we are just finding our sexual peak with our more experienced thoughtful lovers. TL should take a lesson from these debonair devils! And I'm totally diggin the no teeth thing too. That's one trick you can't get out of the young guys.  XD





BeaconOfSpirit

I'm sorry, olive, but you've been so wrapped up in Xandi lately (not that I blame you) that I feel as if we don't have any time to ourselves. Farewell! ~gives you my very best, "I am SOOOO full of it" grin and walks off, whistling merrily~
All you who live to bring pleasure and to take it, whether it be of the mind, the heart, or the flesh; such do I call my kin.

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Autumn52

Beacon Im sorry but you can't break up with Olive and Me we are a pair. We are leaving you because you never could give a good spanking, well not like our new lovers. Experience and practice really does make all the difference. So bye sorry.

ROLF

You are killin me.......... ;D

Now these boys know what a woman wants....



mmmmmmm

May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

BeaconOfSpirit

Xandi, I am breaking up with the two of you for having been foolish enough to think I don't know how to give a good spanking when you haven't bothered, either of you, to sample my skills. Love you guys, but I just can't vibe with that. Good luck to you both. ~gives an even bigger full-o-crap smile and walks off once more~
All you who live to bring pleasure and to take it, whether it be of the mind, the heart, or the flesh; such do I call my kin.

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Adammair

Quote from: Xandi on May 13, 2011, 06:34:32 AM
Beacon Im sorry but you can't break up with Olive and Me we are a pair. We are leaving you because you never could give a good spanking, well not like our new lovers. Experience and practice really does make all the difference. So bye sorry.

ROLF

You are killin me.......... ;D

Now these boys know what a woman wants....



mmmmmmm

Oh, Xandi, you came and you gave without taking...But I sent you away...oh, Xandi...
That's all I have to say...I'm sorry...farewell...

Quote from: BeaconOfSpirit on May 13, 2011, 06:37:37 AM
Xandi, I am breaking up with the two of you for having been foolish enough to think I don't know how to give a good spanking when you haven't bothered, either of you, to sample my skills. Love you guys, but I just can't vibe with that. Good luck to you both. ~gives an even bigger full-o-crap smile and walks off once more~

Beacon, you are just too conflicted between Xandi and olive, not to mention between your dark and light halves. I'm sorry, but I just can't take all the tension. Goodbye.

olive

@ BeaconOfSpirit

Good riddance! You never fully appreciated us the way our new lovers do. When you can get a smile on your face like this from a simple hug, then we'll talk. Until then, you and Adammair go sulk together!


BeaconOfSpirit

Quote from: olive on May 13, 2011, 06:49:22 AM
@ BeaconOfSpirit

Good riddance! You never fully appreciated us the way our new lovers do. When you can get a smile on your face like this from a simple hug, then we'll talk. Until then, you and Adammair go sulk together!


I am breaking up with you because you made me die laughing at the sight of Mr. Miyagi getting chestglommed. Holy hell... ~wheezes~ And you think I don't get all smiley over simple hugs? Even ones that don't provide such a wonderful pillow? ~chuckles~ You're forgiven... you don't know me very well yet. LOL
All you who live to bring pleasure and to take it, whether it be of the mind, the heart, or the flesh; such do I call my kin.

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Kendra

as much as it pains me to break up with you I must - you're much too decent for me, too wonderful and amazing. I fall short of matching your greatness and so must let you find someone better suited. Go be happy ... *sigh*

;D

Ramael

Ahm bwaking up wiff yoo coss yo panties are fhtuck in may teef...again.

Vey vewy tafty, like veh reft of yoo, but dif getting annoying.

Bye...I'm keeping vem by veh way. Omnomnom.

Branwen

I'm breaking up with you because not only do you keep wearing my panties, you look hotter in them than I do.

Nico

You are looking so damn hot in MY boyer briefs! Way too hot! I can't deal with that much competition!

Branwen

No matter how much I learn, you always know more about how to please a man than me.  I can't compete with that.  It's like I'm an eternal virgin.

RedRuby

I'm sorry branwen, but you and I just isn't working out.  We just don't know eachother well enough :P

TheLegionary

RedRuby, I have always preferred GreenEmeralds. Sorry, I cannot live with such a contradiction!

Nico

Dude, you always get my hopes up.. and then you run off and take a cold shower. I can't take that anymore. We're done. :P

Autumn52

I'm sorry Nic but your man is far better for you than me so I am breaking up with you because, well, while you are hot and all I could never compete with 'the man'. Good luck to you. *giggles*
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

BeaconOfSpirit

I'm sorry, Xandi dear. You have been wonderful to me, but you're just too sweet and sexy for me to keep to myself. Find yourself another, spread that light around a little more, and know that I will always be your friend.
All you who live to bring pleasure and to take it, whether it be of the mind, the heart, or the flesh; such do I call my kin.

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Adammair

It's the mask...makes you look like the Green Lantern, only in black...Was there a Black Lantern...? I've heard of a blacklight. Anyway, remove the mask, and then I'll reconsider breaking up with you...until then, goodbye.

olive

#5070
I turn my back for one minute and you go out and buy boobs bigger than mine. Now there's no room for both of us in the shower! I can't live with the your "bros" hung all over the house either! I'm outie!


BeaconOfSpirit

I'm sorry, olive. Your last post made me die laughing, and since necro isn't your thing, the relationship has to end. (Holy hell, that was funny. "I turn my back for one minute..." ROTFLOL)
All you who live to bring pleasure and to take it, whether it be of the mind, the heart, or the flesh; such do I call my kin.

O/O Page: https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=95602.msg4157059#msg4157059

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Branwen

Look, I know black is slimming but does everything have to be black?  I got lost in your apartment the other day because it felt like a black hole.  I'm sorry, I need some colors in my life.

olive

If you would spend more time in the tavern being a good wench and less time standing around daydreaming we could get that 2nd home we've been saving for. Those tables aren't going to clear themselves. Now back to work or I'll really end it between next time, slacker!


Adammair

I was more concerned with your backside, previously *winks* but since you've concealed and turned that backside away from me, and are now more interested in comparing breast size, I'm outta here...by the way, these are all natural, baby! *chuckles as he walks away*