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Some Light Jokes!!

Started by el condor, July 01, 2006, 10:52:09 AM

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   Hey how many accountants does it take to change a light bulb???

   Answer. No one knows as they are still crunching the numbers!!

    How many psychiatrists does it take too change a light bulb??

   Answer,  Only one! But the light bulb must be willing to change!!

        And last of all!!

    What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman??

    You can unscrew the light bulb!!!
El condor Pasa always the hammer and not the nail!!  You always have too take chances to enjoy life to its fullest!!  Too seek out new life and new civilatzions!!  Too boldly go where no person has gone before!!   Just have fun!!