Corrupt a wish

[RavenBlackmoon]

Granted, you have more ice cream, but then the world heats up dramatically right where you live, melting all of your new ice cream.

I wish there were no spiders in my house.

[TheDreadPirateRoberts]

Granted....but now there are cockroaches everywhere instead.


I wish for an end to global warming

[InDeCiSive]

Granted!  Second Ice Age anyone?

I wish Ramen Noodles were the perfect food.

[TheDreadPirateRoberts]

Granted, but now by those standards Justin Beiber is your perfect guy

I wish Justin Beiber was a "Star" in an episode of Shark Week  ::)

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Granted.

No corruption, just Granted.

I wish I had more Altoids.

[InDeCiSive]

For your very epic granting of that wish, your corruption is that you never find yourself without a tin full of Altoids.

And you get a standing ovation from at least this Genie.

I wish I had a clapper so I didn't have to get out of bed.  It's getting dark in here.

[Sarah1234567]

Granted. The clapper just never works.

I wish I could win at Bingo tonight.

[RavenBlackmoon]

Granted, you win Bingo and earn the wrath of every grandmother in the world.

[himawari]

^ no wish. OwO

i wish everyone went bald!!!

[WashAutumstar]

Damn you!!!! granted, but we all get badly sunburned

I wish my beautiful hair was back and no burn!!!!

[Dizzi]

Granted, but it is hot pink and impossible to style

I wish that I fell asleep at a normal time for a normal amount of time

[IzabellaJ]

Granted, but now you can't stay up later than 10pm, so you can't enjoy a night out.

I wish I had a pay rise at work.

[seffer]

Granted. It's a 1% rise, and you also get twice amount of work.

I wish I couldn't get old physically.

[InDeCiSive]

Granted!  You are the next Benjamin Buttons!

I wish everything for the wedding was planned and paid for already (I have exactly one month...)

[BellaBella]

Congrats!

Wish granted; however, the wedding that was planned and paid for was the exact opposite of what you wanted.

I wish for a restful night's sleep.

[TheDreadPirateRoberts]

Granted, but you oversleep the following morning and are fired for being late

I wish to go swimming with dolphins

[InDeCiSive]

Granted!  And one of them is inexorably frisky and ~edited for pg13 content~

I wish there was something I wanted to watch on neflix.

[TheDreadPirateRoberts]

Granted! But now it won't load......

I wish for a corrupted wish of my wish for an endless supply of chocolate

[IzabellaJ]

Granted, you get all the delicious chocolate you could ever want. In fact, the wish was so perfect, and the chocolate so delicious, you can never stop eating it.

I wish that I could cast spells.

[seffer]

Granted, but you accidentally transformed yourself into a frog.

I wish you knew a spell to turn yourself back.

[JadeArwen]

Granted, I remember an old spell that turns me back.

I wish I had lots of money.

[IzabellaJ]

Granted, but now you're a target for every thief and highwayman.

I wish I could go on a crazy adventure.

[seffer]

Granted. You're sent to an asylum where all the patients aren't locked.

I wish my internet could download everything within seconds regardless of file size.

[AubreyNyco]

Granted, unfortunately it also downloads viruses within seconds and your computer is overloaded with worms, malware, and popups of hideous people in awkward sexual positions.

I wish to own a house that's in good condition in a reasonably nice location.

[TheDreadPirateRoberts]

Granted, unfortunately there is a warrant for your arrest in that location and the house is under constant surveillance by the police and SWAT teams.

I wish that like a Driver's and Marriage License, there was also a Parent's License and people were physically incapable of having kids without one.