Corrupt a wish

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Adammair

Granted...you're one of the title characters in Rovio's Angry Birds games. :P

I wish I was on a tropical isle with a cold drink in my hand and the warm sun on my back.

Skadii

Granted...but the cold drink is prune juice and you have no sunscreen...did I mention that you don't tan...you burn?


I wish I could get a surprise today!

SpiralSpider

OK! But it's an audit! XD

I wish I could make Baja Blast stay in stores permanently
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CaptainNexus616

Granted but since they stay in store permantely...they are not for sale.



I wish for a sexy female slave who will do my bidding
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Adammair

Granted. You know own a woman who does your bidding...on eBay!

I wish for a tree to bloom for every new gas-guzzling car that's on the roads.

Skadii

Granted, but they bloom all at once and block out the sun!


I wish I could go back to sleep!

justme4386

Granted... but your dreams make you wish you hadn't.

I wish I could fly!
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MonroeCat

Granted, but you have no pilots license, you are immediately arrested .

I wish I were married.

Adammair

Granted...it's an arranged marriage...to a big, ugly troll.

I wish for a pet tiger cub.

johnnyboyboy

Granted but it eventually grows up and Eats your face.

I wish for firefly to have more then one season!
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Asher

Granted but from here on out its a reality TV show and it sucks.

I wish I could play any musical instrument I touched.
I am 100% okay with random PM's.

justme4386

Granted, but you only know the tune for one polka.

I wish for a cute, fluffy bunny.
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Apologies and Absences
updated April 19th 2019

MonroeCat

Granted, it has rabies, it kills your entire family.

I wish I had a Boat.

Asher

Granted. But its just a toy and breaks easily.

I wish I could play the piano.
I am 100% okay with random PM's.

MelisaArtemis

granted but there is no piano

I wish I can sleep at home and still earn money =w=

Asher

Granted. But all of your money is monopoly money.

I wish that I could turn things into gold.
I am 100% okay with random PM's.

MonroeCat

Granted, but the gold is molten and burns everything and everyone, and every single thing you touch away, soon you are alone.

I wish Hugh Jackman was in my bed.

Asher

Granted, but he is Wolverine. So he kills you with his claws.

I wish I was the Riddler.
I am 100% okay with random PM's.

MelisaArtemis

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Granted, but riddle yourself and dies without able to solve it

I wish that I can be free to do as I please without consequences

PS: NOW you have a riddle... who ninja'ed who just now? XD

MonroeCat

Granted, but you can't pick anything up with the fork,
I wish I was the only girl in the world,

Asher

Granted but now you are only attracted to females.

I wish I could sing.
I am 100% okay with random PM's.

MelisaArtemis

granted but you sound like nails on the blackboard

I wish I can sleep at work and not get scolded

Asher

Granted but no pay.

I wish that I could grant wishes.
I am 100% okay with random PM's.

MelisaArtemis

granted but only bad wishes

I wish I can give people happiness =v =

MonroeCat

Granted, but you bring only,happiness, destroying love abd kindness.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair,