Things you don't want to hear on the first date

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Autumn52

May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

TheLegionary


Autumn52

If you could just sign this non disclosure statement we can begin.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Tsumi Okazaki

You don't mind if I use your tub, right? I'll try not to clog the drain.

TheLegionary

Would you mind telling me your blood type? I just want to be sure that Fetal erythroblastosis will not take place if we have a baby.

Tsumi Okazaki

I'm sorry, you did say that your a donor, correct?

Grainne

Do you mind if we stop by the s.o.'s and ask permission?
Be the change you wish to see.
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shooter6806

Youth, exuberance, and enthusiasm are no match for age, experience, and treachery.

Alcohol, tobacco, and firearms.  Should be a convenience store, not a federal agency.

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things: the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks nothing worth a war, is worse.... A man who has nothing which he is willing to fight for, nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety, is a miserable creature who has no chance of being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

Tsumi Okazaki

Hey do you mind dropping me off at the Doc's when we're done here? I got this thing I need to get looked at.

Grainne

Be the change you wish to see.
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Tsumi Okazaki


Autumn52

I hope you don't mind but I had beans for dinner. I am kinda gassy sorry
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Tsumi Okazaki

Ha!

I didn't want to say this, but I've been watching you for some time now.....

Breathless Intent

Are you free next week? I need someone to watch my kids while I go on a date with this guy I'm really into.

gaggedLouise

#139
"-It's a mystery to me, but the game commences...

-The usual fee, Sir, plus expenses."

(opening lines of Dire Straits' Private Investigations, with one or two words added and removed)

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Tsumi Okazaki

Quote from: gaggedLouise on May 13, 2012, 09:04:39 AM
"-It's a mystery to me, but the game commences...

-The usual fee, Sir, plus expenses."

(opening lines of Dire Straits' Private Investigations, with one or two words added and removed)

Wow.... Just WOW. That would be horrible to hear on a date.

"Ms, my husband asks that I take you home to meet him. Sound good?"

gaggedLouise

Quote from: Tsumi Okazaki on May 13, 2012, 09:34:42 AM
Wow.... Just WOW. That would be horrible to hear on a date.

"Ms, my husband asks that I take you home to meet him. Sound good?"


Mmm. I think that song is actually about jealousy in a marriage breaking down - or after the separation - with the private detective thing as a parable for what's going on in his mind.


"Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?" (from the movie Austin Powers)

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Tsumi Okazaki

"I already have everything planned." Pulls out a list "First we are gonna get married at the vegas chapel, then adopt a few kids and attend church. Your gonna become a businesswoman while i play the stay at home mom."

gaggedLouise

"You're the best thing that ever happened to me, Miss, and mortgaging your Daddy's fortune we will go all the way to the top."  ;D

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Tsumi Okazaki

LOL

"I want to see more of you. Now. In fact there is a bathroom not ten feet away."

gaggedLouise

#145
"You're such a hjewel in the rough.
You wanna show me your stuff?
For my money, you can't be too soon!
I'll meet you, meet you in the ladies' room, a-ha-ha..."

(lyrics from Kiss, Ladies' Room - I once had that song playing on the radio in an RP of two bound women prison inmates (played by me and a buddy) getting forced to suck off a corrupt warden)

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Tsumi Okazaki

Quote from: gaggedLouise on May 13, 2012, 10:26:26 AM
"You're such a hjewel in the rough.
You wanna show me your stuff?
For my money, you can't be too soon!
I'll meet you, meet you in the ladies' room, a-ha-ha..."

(lyrics from Kiss, Ladies' Room - I once had that song playing on the radio in an RP of two bound women prison inmates (played by me and a buddy) getting forced to suck off a corrupt warden)
Lol I generally make the two take each other when in that kind of rp. Thats if im one of them. Im not real big on guys lol.

ok date line.

"I think I need a moment to look at you. Can you stand up and bend over?"

gaggedLouise

"Oh, it cost that much? Musta been the wine, haha! Listen honey, you'll pay for the missing portion by doing some of their dish washing. After all, you're a girl, so you know..."  :-[


Mmm, yes, two ladies being forced to take each other for the pleasure of the ones instigating it?  :-)

I do RP vs both guy and girl characters (mostly acting a woman myself) but in-the-flesh I'm definitely more attracted to girls really...

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Tsumi Okazaki

Quote from: gaggedLouise on May 13, 2012, 10:44:22 AM
"Oh, it cost that much? Musta been the wine, haha! Listen honey, you'll pay for the missing portion by doing some of their dish washing. After all, you're a girl, so you know..."  :-[


Mmm, yes, two ladies being forced to take each other for the pleasure of the ones instigating it?  :-)

I do RP vs both guy and girl characters (mostly acting a woman myself) but in-the-flesh I'm definitely more attracted to girls really...
Clamps a hand over the woman's mouth and drags her into the door mat.

I never RP anything sex related with a guy. I'm strictly into women. This goes one hundred fold for real life.

"Would you mind helping me out? I need a quick lesson in sex so that I can satisfy the woman I'm meeting tomorrow."

gaggedLouise

"No, people really watch this. It's a romantic film, you know, couples enjoy it"

(Travis Bickle taking the girl he's picked up to the scandal film Swedish Sex Manual in Taxi Driver. Being from the Land of the Midnight Sun myself I appreciate the irony of that scene - and the fact that Scorsese got his footage from an actual Swedish "sex ed" film (talbeit one very untypical of its time and place, even in 'sixties Sweden)

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"