Break Something

[Niki315]

Why have I never seen that video before?  *throws keyboard at the wall*

[Blaed]

-Picks up a carton of eggs and throws it on the wall, they where rotten eggs

[MasterMischief]

Why he is the way he is.

[Blaed]

I think the Easter bunny is now my hero!

[MasterMischief]

No pen will every hold me!

[Blaed]

-A pen falls from the sky and lands over MM, trapping him within it. On the outside it says "From Blood Butterfly, with love"-

[MasterMischief]

*Runs headlong into one of the walls hitting it with a large CRACK.  Stumble back a few feet, a large crack discernible in the wall.  Backs up a few feet and charges the wall again.  A smaller crash is heard, but the crack in the wall is much larger now.  Backs up a few feet again and charges the offending wall.  Breaks free and runs off into the sunset.*

Braaaaaaay!

[Blaed]

-The sunset turns out to be a traps, and a steal pen now falls on MM, and the doors swing shut, locking when they do. The little stall that MM is now in is barley big enough for him, leaving him no room to move around at all-

[MasterMischief]

*Pushes a welder's mask down over his snout and lights up a blowtorch.  He cuts out a large enough hole for him to fit through.  Charges off into another sunset.*

Braaaaaaay!

[Blaed]

-A pen now made of marshmallows falls from the sky, and traps MM its it sugary goodness walls.-

[MasterMischief]

Srsly?

[Blaed]

What? So the marshmallow pen is your doom!

[Zinder]

Paints an X on the wall with some red paint, gets the axe and starts hitting it.

[MasterMischief]

Kicks in a door to a room full of college football fans.  Runs around the room, knocking over the t.v. And scaring off all the fans.  Eats all their chips and buffalo wings.

[Blaed]

-Kicks in his own door, only to find not college foot ball fans, but nerdy hot Asian girls-

well well well

-walks in and parties-

[MasterMischief]

You are totally killing the spirit of this thread.   :-(

[Blaed]

-The party gets out of hands, tables get snapped in to, TVs throw out windows, Llamas thrown in pools, couches ripped apart. I stumble out with only half a shirt and one pants leg in rags.-

Wow, that was fun

[Zinder]

Oh dear… What’s going on in here?!
*charges for the door and starts screaming*
Officer!!! Officer! There has been a murder! Officer!
A policeman comes with a flashlight in his hands.
Oh… hello, officer. Didn’t your physics teacher ever tell you that time is relative?
*closes in with an axe dragging on the floor…*

[Blaed]

-Looks at him-

Are you ok man? Do you need to get out of that corner?

[MasterMischief]

*Runs through the thread with four hubcaps.*

Braaaaaaay!

[Blaed]

-flys over head, dropping a ton of bricks down on the pen that was just made-

[Bloody Paramour]

*Starts dropping valuables from the tenth floor, just to watch them shatter*

[Zinder]

*pushes one grand piano over the balcony*

[Bloody Paramour]

(pushes something expensive under the falling piano and watches the carnage*

[Zinder]

*checks if the camera recorded everything this time.. Brainiac would find it interesting..*