Breakup with the person above you!

[Autumn52]

Mordred I thought you said I was the one who got you into cigars? Why would you say that and let me think you really liked me? I am so hurt. I will never love again. But I can't stay and know that you never had me in mind when you were smoking those Cubian's. Bye I will miss you.

[Branwen]

Xandi, I'm sorry.  In the Words for Friends of Life, you're the tile I just have to swap for something else because I can't make you fit into my game.

[Belle33]

You never look me in the eyes - it makes me think you're hiding something.  We're done.

[Mordred]

You keep rubbing your lip. I'm sorry.. jeez I didn't mean to bite it so hard. I apologized a thousand times but I know you are holding a grudge. I never thought a lip would drive me away.. pull me in yes.. but never push me out.
Until you can properly forgive me.. I'm outta here.

[Belle33]

Listen, we have to talk.  I should have told you this earlier, but ...well... I'm married...to Van Hesling.  He's coming after you tonight.  You should probably leave town darling.  Farewell.

[olive]

I don't like you always holding that Big Bird looking thing against your body. I want to see all of you sometimes, plus I have to wait until you fall asleep to wash it. You need to loosen up a bit...show some skin.....I'm going to the strip club and then to my mother's for the week to give you time to think about your actions. Goodbye!

[leelan]

Sweetie you're amazing in bed but you never wear any colors...I'm sorry but I need more color in my life on those breasts...it's over...

[TheLegionary]

You did not come to the movies with me to watch the Black Swam! How could you let me there alone? You off!

[leelan]

Hey I told you if you kept stripping for other women it was over and you stripped in the MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE! Yeah bite me we're done!

[Belle33]

You won't share your pole!  Maybe I'd like to dance, too, sometimes.  We're done!

[leelan]

Now look I can tell you're taller than me and I'm not staying on these pointe shoes 24/7...yeah I can't handle that...we're done babes

[TheLegionary]

I have not seen you in Don Juan's last performance. I knew you were with that old boyfriend talking about your old memories. Couldn`t you have told me at least? I cannot trust you any longer! *walks away without saying anything else*

[Belle33]

Wait - are you saying you were dating a ballet dancer while dating me at the same time.  Unbelieveable!  I never want to speak to you again!

[TheLegionary]

Arent you Demi Moore? Where are my consumer rights? I need a lawyer! Go away!

[Lilitu]

I'm sorry, it's just hard to hold a man covered in bacon grease. I can't do this anymore!

[Belle33]

Lilitu- how dare you insult the man that I used to love.  You have no respect for my Exes.  We're through.

[Branwen]

After I giggled when you saw me naked, you told me humor is an almost physiological response to fear.  You quoted Vonnegut to me when I was most vulnerable!  I have to end this.

[Lilitu]

I was okay when you shot a hole through my shoulder but eating my beloved pet rat is going too far!

[Belle33]

Wow.  You are twisted.  I dig that about you, but I can see menace and we can no longer be lovers.  Adios!

[Lilitu]

*cough cough* You're very hawt but considering you gave me *cough* syphilis, I think it's best that we *cough cough HACK cough* don't see each other anymore.

[Adammair]

I simply can't see you anymore...no, I quite literally can't see you, much as I wish I could. Goodbye. Come back once you've found yourself... ;)

[Belle33]

Adam, how many times have I told you to stop wearing pants.  I want you naked all the time - is that so much to ask?  Forget it *sighs* goodbye!

[Adammair]

Belle, how many times have I asked you to stop teasing me so? I can't take it anymore. We're through!

[Branwen]

You spend more on hair products than I do, and they take up most of the space in the shower.  I'm moving out.

[Mordred]

Oh you and your Dark Arts.. holding onto those secrets sooo selfishly. I revealed my Shadow ways.. and yet..
I have to go. It was fun but.. sorry.