Wish granting gone wrong!

[MystikGlory]

Wish granted, but you were fired from work and there are no jobs available to apply for. 

I wish I could just switch lives with someone for one day.

[Aurion]

Oh well, life could be worse at least I can have fun now.

Wish granted and you switched lives with someone for one day but found out that being famous was crazy and hectic.

I wish I could travel to Greece and visit the Parthenon.

[akalasEDGE]

And you can! ZOT!
You're in Athens, before the grand Parthenon! Unfortunately, it looks a lot newer than it should; you seem to be stuck in Ancient Greece, and you don't know the language.

I wish I had someone else's bank account.

[Rayne]

Congrats, you do! But then you get caught for identity theft and thrown into jail for the rest of your years.
I wish I didn't have too go to Tennessee for the next week. XP

[Shadowsteel]

Granted, tennessee came to you. There is now a large tennessee shaped hole in the continent, and a large land mass directly on top of you

I wish for a burger the size of texas

[Harley Quinn]

Granted!  Unfortunately, it was dropped on top of you, crushing you to death.

I wish that everything would go my way.

[haikuoftears]

Granted, now oncoming traffic has 100% accuracy, especially when you're on the streets.

I wish I was a catgirl for a day.

[Nyarly]

Granted! The next day you turn into an actual cat.

I wish I don't have to travel so far to Berlin.

[haikuoftears]

Granted. You don't have to travel to Berlin at all. You just have to travel to Manila every week.

I wish I have some Krispy Kreme right now.

[Selene]

Granted! You look up to the sky and a large doughnut falls fro the sky, surrounding and trapping you...unless you eat your way to freedom. Note: It is creme filled.

I wish for a hand with my revision.

[haikuoftears]

Drowning in filling...almost heaven.

Granted, you received a box with a cut off hand, a stamp on it saying "revised by Selene".

I wish I have some juice to go with that doughnut

[Creshnagarine]

You asked for it you got it baby.

A ten gallon container of some mighty fine grape juice sits on the other side of the doughnut.
Keep eating baby.


I wish my posts caused all who read them to laugh uncontrollably.

[Shadowsteel]

Ha ha ha ha ha hA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Congratulations, three people have laughed themselves to death. This is the police. Come out with your hands up.

I wish for a nuclear antivirus program and firewall

[haikuoftears]

Congratulations. You have received a bomb. You can blow your pc up so you wouldn't have to worry about trivial things like firewall and viruses.

I wish for a raise.

[Daimon de Broken Hearted]

Granted, I pick you up off the floor to make love.

I wish for A fixed Heart.

[Scribbles]

Granted! I fixed it up with some new decals! Flames!

I wish for a lovely bunch of coconuts, deeddly, deeddly!

[haikuoftears]

Granted. Now you have a few attached to you. Big ones, small ones, some even as big as your head!


I wish for a nice romantic bubble bath.

[Creshnagarine]

A rock path covered in rose petals leads you to a heart shape tub surrounded by 1000 candles. As you disrobe and approach the edge of the tub you see it is filled with bubbling Hershey's chocolate.



I wish for an evening with a beautiful lady.

[haikuoftears]

Granted. Now you're stuck in the tub with me. Oh wait. You did say beautiful right? Dang. Sorry.

I wish for a Galanthor plushie.

[Nyarly]

Granted! But now the real one is jealous of his plushie-self and won't talk to you again.

I wish for my personal Neko-Haiku

[haikuoftears]

Granted. Now there are a dozen pet owners lined up at your door complaining about their cats having their ears and tails cut off to replace the ones Neko-Haiku keeps stealing away.


I wish for a nice warm bed to sleep in.

[Galanthor]

granted *draws in bed and keeps you*

[haikuoftears]

Awesome! *comes with, snuggles!*

[Galanthor]

aww...forgot my wish

wish you where here

[Creshnagarine]

I am here, I am here with you now baby.



Wish I could love longer and better.