Breakup with the person above you!

Started by stormkitten, March 09, 2009, 01:45:07 PM

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ArtemisHighmore

Look Dolly, what we had was amazing but I can't deal with your darker side. It just isn't my thing. I fear we are done for.

Mordred

My god.. what is in blood these days? Last thing I knew, was close to a couple 'o luscious twins.. and then I wake up here? Artemis, you seem cool but.. naw, ain't gonna work. No, no.. please, don't get up. I'm sure you'll agree.. this.. whatever this is.. was a mistake. I'm just going to see what's in the fridge and make my way quietly out. Oh damn.. actually I have to wait till it gets a bit darker out there. I'll just hang out in the basement.
*See Pillory*

Sybl

you are so obsessed with darkness, get a tan for crying out loud, enjoy the sun. Until then, we are through!

Villain

Sybl we had a good run. I have to say that out of all the silhouettes that I've dated you've been the most fun. Alas I need a girl with visible features. I know that makes me a horrible person but I'm sure you'll get over me and find someone better. I'll always remember you as the girl I could never see....literally.

Sybl

Villain, we are through, have no doubt, you made me laugh when you should have made me cry. Good bye

Mordred

Oh those taunts about the sun! Like I need reminding.. yes, I am aware how gorgeous it is.. and yes, you do have a lovely glow. Hell, I can even smell it's luscious touch upon your skin. Unfortunately, I might as well climb into a microwave as walk out into the sun. Hmm, then again, a microwave is more box-like.

Ok, enough of my babbling.. making jokes about my pale skin.. and my love of the dark.. at first it was cute, even a little bratty (which I can't help but admire).. but when you painted the sun on the bedroom walls.. hey! Quick laughing.. I nearly jumped outta my skin! You know how crazy I am when I first wake.

Yeah, proves my point.. you just don't get it. I either have to drain you, or leave you. *flips quarter*

I'm outta here! Adios, gorgeous!
*See Pillory*

Belle33

I asked you to paint our room yellow, not blue.  *sighs*  It's like you don't even listen to me anymore.  I can't take it, goodbye!

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Mordred

I warned you about my leaving blue handprints all over. You laughed it off. Said there was no way it could be truly that bad. But now, yeah now you run after me with the yellow can of paint. Yellow? Yes, that yellow thing.. I loved it.. and will always adore that you lined my coffin with it.. but yellow walls? No wonder I have this urge to eat bananas. I don't even like them! *used to, but.. that was back when I ate food, not blood*

Ok, you ever in my neck of the dark, my box will always welcome your warmth.. but as far as a 'full time thing'.. sorry babe.. I gotta run. Later!
*See Pillory*

Sybl

If it wasn't yellow, it would be pink, if it wasn't pink, it would be white, you whine over the dumbest things. Get out, now!

Anesa

*Sighs* All that money and time and energy that was spent for your therapy!  And for what?  You are still the same exhibitionist that you always were!  Your psychologist had warned me that it was going to be tough to get you to quit flashing the neighbors each day, showing them your goods, pressing your hot body against the window glass, writhing and moving sensually for all to see!  I just can't take the "pane" of it all!  I love ya Darlin'.....but I'm gone.

I'll drive by the house occasionally just to get a glimpse through the window of what I left behind...  *weeps miserably*

Sybl

I do it for you! Everything I do is about you, how else do you think I get the cowboys over here? It isn't like you do anything now is it? I am so out of here. You stand in the window all day, see how YOU like it. Good bye!

EvelynMarie

Everything you do is for Camille?! I thought it was for me, how could you Sybl after everything I did for you. I even bought a cowboy hate to wear for you, but now I am burning it along with everything else!
Wait for the guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heart beat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you are just as pretty without makeup, one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you, the one who turns to his friends and says, "That's her."
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Nico

We're so done! You burnt the cowboy hat I loved so much!

Sybl

You always loved that hat more than me. We're done. Good bye!

Anesa

Drives by in her Chevy pickup, waving at the naked beauty standing in the window... a tear running down her cheek.  *Sniffs, her bottom lip quivering* 

You just couldn't stay away from the windows.....*Sighs*  Farewell, my lovely Sybl

Stops the truck....


Turns the Chevy around and decides to drive by one more time...... ;P

Zaphod

Darling, you are out there, driving your Chevy up and down the street, admiring women standing at windows, while your mom's nagging me in the house and telling me all about how she was a hippie in the 60s! I don't think this can work out.

Belle33

You can't really expect me to believe you broke up with that hot blonde?  I think you're lying and you two have something sneaky going on.  I'm not hanging around to see who you choose.  Goodbye!!!

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Zaphod

Honey, I am not an orgy kind of guy. I know you want us to have a threesome with that hot blonde, but it's not gonna happen and you know why. *visualizes for a few seconds* Mmmmm No. Goodbye!

Belle33

But .. but ... but... I thought you had an open mind!!! That's it - it's over!!!

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VincentD

      Oh, I see how it is...I turn my back for a few minutes and you are hooking it up with Ab dude? Really?? I hope those cut abs are good when you're missing me late at night! Did all the good times mean nothing to you? *sniff* That's it, you beautiful Jezebel, I'm taking the cat, the homemade porn and I'm OUT! *Jumps out of the window after stealing your purse!*

    That'll learn ya! *runs down the street, laughing maniacally.*
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Autumn52

Vincent Vincent Vincent did you not see my gun. You should never steal a ladies purse. Besides how could you be mad at her you were bangin me on the side. I'm sorry you have to go to the hospital now but I had to shot you for stealing Belle's purse. Hey when you get out after the months of rehab give me a call. For now consider this our breakup. Bye now.

May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

abandoneddolly

xandi your beautiful, but you can't just go around shooting people. I can't live like that so I'm going. Please don't shoot me.

MasterMischief

All you ever say to me is, 'wins'.  We don't talk anymore!

abandoneddolly

you keep taking what is rightfully mine.

innHERendo

You keep running off, I can't handle this anymore. Oh and umm it's not you, it's me :P
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