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Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6675 on: September 29, 2011, 09:03:00 AM »
*Calls out from having left* PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS!!!!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6676 on: September 29, 2011, 11:26:50 AM »
What?  No offer of a belt? If you're not part of the solution...  this so isn't gonna work out.

Offline msa24680

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6677 on: September 29, 2011, 11:29:30 AM »
I'm sorry...  Its over.  As retarded as I must be for doing this, you KNOW I dont like yellow clothing.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6678 on: September 29, 2011, 11:36:01 AM »
You're right. Its Fall..time for a change.  But you could have just told me ...no need to break up over the color of my freaking dress!  Since that's all I mean to you, we, obviously, are through!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6679 on: September 29, 2011, 11:45:25 AM »
Oh, yeah, you're right, we are definitely through.  It IS Fall, i'm surprised you even noticed!  All you ever do is walk around with your breasts hanging out!  What about my needs??  (wait a second...  Seriously?)

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6680 on: September 29, 2011, 12:20:36 PM »
You told me she had merely tripped and fell down, and that you were just helping her up.  Really?  Well, when she fell, did her hand just "happen" to fall inside your pants and wrap around your "yoohoo"?  And what's with that kiss?  Were you kissing her "booboo"?  Pfft!  Whatever!  Get your things and go, Boy Scout!  I'm over it!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6681 on: September 29, 2011, 12:26:12 PM »
Yeah?  Well what do you expect?  I mean, where did you get that cowboy hat from, or should I say "who" did you get it from??  You're not even from the south!!!

Offline Finothing

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6682 on: September 30, 2011, 11:56:33 AM »
MSA, i'm breaking up with you before you can break up with me.
you don't like my cupcakes and i see where this is going!

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6683 on: September 30, 2011, 11:57:20 AM »
What part of blue didn't you understand?!! No, No, this isnt working anymore!!

Offline Finothing

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6684 on: September 30, 2011, 12:03:13 PM »
Dear Insanity,
You never put your sword in the stone anymore D:

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6685 on: September 30, 2011, 12:07:09 PM »
Your cupcake making has kept me up for days now.....you need to leave and don't come back.

Offline Finothing

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6686 on: September 30, 2011, 12:14:09 PM »
Kaziecakes,
it's not you, it's me. i can't handle the strip-teasing!

Offline Villain

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6687 on: September 30, 2011, 02:56:14 PM »
Finothing...the red, the pink, it used to get me off, but I need more. I need greens, blues, yellows and even purples in my life. I just don't think you can give me that. Goodbye.

Offline Finothing

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6688 on: September 30, 2011, 02:57:52 PM »
oh Villain, don't you see?
i am no longer attracted. you've lost too much weight. you're practically a skeleton!

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6689 on: September 30, 2011, 03:40:55 PM »
How many times do I have to tell you.. I dont like those little heart shaped thingys!! Its time to choose.. me or those damned things..

Fine.. I'm leaving then!!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6690 on: October 01, 2011, 10:42:17 PM »
You're always wandering about in some windy desert or something, and you're never home.  This really won't work.  Bye!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6691 on: October 01, 2011, 10:48:30 PM »
What do you mean the tickets are sold out!!? You knew I wanted to see the movie today. You were getting a pedicure instead? Okay, that's it. That girl there has extra tickets so I guess we are through.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6692 on: October 01, 2011, 10:52:40 PM »
I said you should wear a shirt to dinner with my family.  Is that really to much to ask?  If you're never putting on clothes - this thing between us just won't work.  Shoo!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6693 on: October 01, 2011, 10:57:22 PM »
I didn't sign up for climbing coconut trees and stealing coconuts for you when I hooked up with you. Find a real coconut tree climber or something. :P

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6694 on: October 01, 2011, 11:00:23 PM »
You said you'd call, you didn't, just where were you? Won't answer me?! Get out!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6695 on: October 01, 2011, 11:05:37 PM »
*shrugs* I didn't have cellphone coverage. We are done? Great! Your snoring was starting to get on my nerves.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6696 on: October 02, 2011, 12:30:02 AM »
I keep sliding all over your body... its too frustrating! We're through!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6697 on: October 02, 2011, 03:21:19 PM »
All your depressed sighing and moping just gets me so down! We're done!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6698 on: October 02, 2011, 04:22:22 PM »
I'm not about to share you with that guy in your avi...  Come back when you're ready to commit!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6699 on: October 02, 2011, 08:26:20 PM »
Nice shirt.  Hope you like the guy who wore it in here, because you'll be sleeping in his bed tonight, not mine.