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Offline Splackwell

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6650 on: September 24, 2011, 07:35:05 PM »
You cheated on me with the Big Dipper... thought I wouldn't find out huh... we are done!

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6651 on: September 24, 2011, 11:26:47 PM »
I've told you a hundred times:  I want no guns in the house!  You should know by now how terrified I am of them.  And yet, there you are brandishing another weapon like some fight hero!  *Shakes head*  I'm done!  So please...just leave before those massive muscles and chiseled abs have me begging you to stay! 

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6652 on: September 25, 2011, 12:47:28 AM »
You didn't tell me you were a cowgirl when we dated! I thought you were a nuclear scientist! Me and horses don't get along, so yeah, we are done unless you get a PHD in particle physics.

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6653 on: September 25, 2011, 01:03:20 AM »
I like dummies better, easier to push around, go away smarty pants. ..Oh that's right, you have no pants. Done.

Online Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6654 on: September 25, 2011, 06:28:12 AM »
You have prettier eyes than I do.. I can't even speak when you catch me in their gaze.. What kind of a relationship is that?! I'm sorry but...........................................................................................

There.. you did it again!!! That's just so..............................................................................................

Oh Stop that, you naug-...................................................

Oh screw it!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6655 on: September 25, 2011, 09:01:19 AM »
You're far too witty and clever.  There's no place for that in my life at the moment - so shoo!

Online Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6656 on: September 25, 2011, 09:14:40 AM »
Do you or do you not have nipples!! You've been teasing for eternity and it is time you stopped.. here's a court ordered nipple examination procedure form! Sign it or We break up!

Sign it!! Sign it, woman!! Fine!! If that's the way you want it, me and your nipples are through!!
-tiny sad tear-

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6657 on: September 25, 2011, 09:30:24 AM »
Why must you always get lawyers involved?  This time, I promise, there will be no need for a restraining order.  Goodbye *sobs and runs out*

Online Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6658 on: September 25, 2011, 09:33:43 AM »
But I wasn't talking to you.. I was talking to... Oh.. Ehm.. Right, I'll show myself out!

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6659 on: September 25, 2011, 11:50:26 AM »
Yeah, sure..I knew you had a slight "breast/nipple fetish" when we first met.  But alas, your obsession has gone way too far!  I simply will not agree to name our future children "Areole", "Hooter", and "Boob"!  Get out! ;P



(Quick side-note:  I actually have an uncle who's nickname IS "Boob"!  Uncle Boob.   AND....went to high school with a really cute guy named "Hooter"!  But have yet to meet an "Areole"!  ;P  )
« Last Edit: September 25, 2011, 11:52:45 AM by camille »

Offline sartracker

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6660 on: September 25, 2011, 09:00:49 PM »
I can't take it anymore , we are done. I'm  closing up shop. it's the last time you make fun of Harry Dickhause.

" the actual name of a former general foreman I had, who was also a Zodiac suspect!

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6661 on: September 26, 2011, 02:30:58 AM »
I never did like snotty cowboys. scram sam.. or who ever you are.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6662 on: September 28, 2011, 09:03:43 PM »
Sybl, you pay more attention to your fractals than you do to me ... unacceptable!  Goodbye!

Offline Adammair

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6663 on: September 28, 2011, 09:20:23 PM »
Belle, you had my 'win', which I promptly returned to myself, but you failed to mention that camille was hot on my heels! That's it! I've had enough...

*walks off sadly*

Offline Saphir

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6664 on: September 28, 2011, 09:28:35 PM »
You know what? I'm sick of your crap. I'm tired of you always buying IceHouse and not Budweiser! You like IceHouse so much? Then you can stay there and get the hell out of MY house.

...I'm keeping the flatscreen too.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6665 on: September 28, 2011, 09:31:15 PM »
*places hands on your shoulder shaking my head*  You really shouldn't have made me make that decision. You have to leave, NOW.

Offline LookingGlass

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6666 on: September 28, 2011, 09:51:15 PM »
I'm sorry but I have to leave you now, it's just as I always feared, you're just too good for me.  I bid you Adieu! -runs off into the night-

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6667 on: September 28, 2011, 11:34:22 PM »
Your vanity has finally taken a toll on our relationship, dear.  You can't walk past a mirror anymore without stopping to stare at yourself, making those little "kissy faces" and giving yourself a "two-thumbs up"!  You even started calling yourself "LookingGlass", because you are always needing that "self reflection" fix!  I'm sorry, but it's over! 

Offline LookingGlass

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6668 on: September 28, 2011, 11:41:23 PM »
I'm sorry but, I thought we were both so excited for this. We'd worked so hard together to make it happen. Then when I became a lord...well...you never said congratulations. It's over, I'm sorry.

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6669 on: September 29, 2011, 07:42:18 AM »
See here's the thing....yer a dude....nuff said.....J-out

Offline Villain

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6670 on: September 29, 2011, 07:47:27 AM »
jeffery you've been standing by that wall for three months now, when does it end? I mean can you even feel your arms? Goodbye

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6671 on: September 29, 2011, 07:49:50 AM »
My hands are super glued to my head and I'm nailed to the wall by my jeans...if you were sensitive to my needs, you'd know that! We're over, dammit...even if I can't wave goodbye!

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6672 on: September 29, 2011, 08:32:23 AM »
I've tried and tried but you just refuse to do your share of the work around here! Look at you just standing there! Same expression, same attitude!  I'm leaving good bye!

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6673 on: September 29, 2011, 08:35:36 AM »
All I ever asked was that you pull your pants up.....PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!!!...apparently that's too much for you! J-out

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6674 on: September 29, 2011, 08:54:04 AM »
I am sick and tired of your criticism! Get out!