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Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 342786 times)

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Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6550 on: September 06, 2011, 01:02:14 AM »
You need Glasses Belle! Do you see a man here? Geez, I am out of here.

Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6551 on: September 07, 2011, 05:32:47 PM »
I thought I told you I'm wearing the strongest pair they could give me! Maybe if you spent more time around I wouldn't forget what you looked like /sniffs/ all those modeling shoots are just an excuse aren't they?

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6552 on: September 07, 2011, 08:47:16 PM »
An honest mistake?  An HONEST MISTAKE?  You had Sybl in our bed and you stand there trying to tell me you "thought" she was me???   An HONEST MISTAKE??  If that's the case, you don't need glasses babe...you need a cane and a seeing eye dog.  I'm through with you, you two-timing SNAKE!!

Offline Jet

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6553 on: September 07, 2011, 11:13:04 PM »
I could never mistake you for someone else, but I get the feeling I'm not the most important person in your life, so I will just leave you to them.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6554 on: September 07, 2011, 11:21:29 PM »
You always want to go out to some smoky bar.  I'd like to have a nice picnic in the park now and then.  Since you won't compromise - I'm afraid it's over. *sobs*

Offline elone

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6555 on: September 07, 2011, 11:37:16 PM »
The last time we picnicked it rained like 2 drops and you moaned all day about your hair. Then it was the ants and bugs. Face it, you are not an outdoors girl. You don't know what you want, neither do I, but I know one thing, it isn't you. Bye.

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6556 on: September 08, 2011, 01:03:11 AM »
Once again you have me mixed up with another. That's it. Good bye.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6557 on: September 08, 2011, 01:06:57 AM »
Really? You say the same thing every time. I'm so over it. bye!

Offline Elfboi1337

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6558 on: September 08, 2011, 01:19:01 AM »
Quit bitching, at least I have a somewhat normal life. I cannot deal with your binge drinking, and loose sexual life. I am so over you.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6559 on: September 08, 2011, 01:22:16 AM »
The dog, why did it have to be the dog!  You need to see a psychologist!  That's just sick!  Good bye!

Offline Elfboi1337

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6560 on: September 08, 2011, 01:25:33 AM »
At least I am open minded! The only thing open about you is your mouth, as you stand slack jawed shying away from all healthy social interactions. Your a sociopath of sorts, and yes I have seen your history. Loli? At least the dog is of age.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6561 on: September 08, 2011, 07:54:33 AM »
I'm all for kinky - but I can't be with a guy who says his ex was a bitch - and means it literally.  It's over!

Offline Splackwell

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6562 on: September 08, 2011, 09:07:40 AM »
Really? did you have to blow the pizza guy because you didn't have a tip? We are done!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6563 on: September 08, 2011, 09:23:16 AM »
I lied - the "pizza guy" was your brother.  We're running away together.  Sorry.  Bye!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6564 on: September 08, 2011, 09:27:02 AM »
What!!? You ate all the icecream we were supposed to have kinky fun with? That's it. You are out.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6565 on: September 08, 2011, 09:33:39 AM »
You have a lot of nerve talking to me about ice cream when you've never shared any with me! *spanks and leaves, yelling behind me*  We are through!!!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6566 on: September 08, 2011, 10:44:40 AM »
I am breaking up with you for the following reasons

- Rattling my bones
- Turning me over and over
- Making me a disaster
- Making my heart beat faster.

It's too much!

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6567 on: September 08, 2011, 12:45:17 PM »
I'm tired of you always looking at her! Good bye!  XD

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6568 on: September 08, 2011, 02:19:41 PM »
It's crazy how gorgeous you are.  I'm afraid it's causing me to obsess a bit.  So, I'm going to get out before I lose complete control and make a fool of myself.  Bye gorgeous.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6569 on: September 08, 2011, 02:27:01 PM »
I am breaking up with you for the exact same reason! Goodbye, Belle.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6570 on: September 08, 2011, 02:40:44 PM »
Ditto!  I'm of to find someone less attractive! 

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6571 on: September 08, 2011, 02:49:07 PM »
I can't focus on work if you are going to be dressed like this everyday! And I really need this job. Can we break up so that I can make a living?

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6572 on: September 08, 2011, 02:58:15 PM »
You have to stop showing up at my job.  If I get fired - we're done.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6573 on: September 08, 2011, 03:00:37 PM »
Your job is more important than me? Okay! Marry your job then. I am calling off our engagement.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6574 on: September 08, 2011, 03:25:32 PM »
The socks on the floor is the last straw. Do your own laundry, I'm leaving.