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Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Mara Brewer

Granted. I'm drinking the only bottle in existence now.

Ahhhhhh. Mmmm. So refreshing.

I wish for fries with that.
I do not want to go on being a root in the dark,
hesitating, stretched out, shivering with dreams,
downwards, in the wet tripe of the earth,
soaking it up and thinking, eating every day.

Translated from Pablo Neruda's "Walking Around"

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Snapespersephone

granted now it taste like water

I wish my garden would grow
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Daoine Sidhe

That's actually an improvement...

Granted!  It grows, but never produces any fruits or vegetables.  Also, it can't be stopped.  Soon, it will take over the entire planet.  You have doomed us all!  Cool.

I wish for a new computer (since this one is on it way out).
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Nataleigh

Granted. However, being as it was conjured by magic, it ends up being sentient and leads to the robot uprising that eventually ends with several Terminator-style leaps back in time. I advise you find a bomb shelter now, if you wish to live to see it unfold.

I wish I could eat any food I desire and still maintain a healthy, slim body. :)
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Snapespersephone

granted but all the food in the world is butter rice cakes and bean sprouts

I wish my cat would stop staring at me and licking her lips
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

wildrod

Granted. Now you have your cat and two of your neighbours cats, licking, scratching, cuddling each other, looking at you.


I wish someone sends me nice photographs this morning.

Nataleigh

Granted! They're all very very nice photos... of things you'd never, ever want to see. Ever. o_o

I wish I could selectively see the future, so not all the time but when I want to. :)
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Snapespersephone

granted but everytime you try it shows your grandparents going ot town on each other

I wish i hadn't tripped over my cat
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Nataleigh

I said the FUTURE... and my grandparents are dead. :I
(Didn't take it personally though :P)

Granted! Instead, you tripped down the stairs. o_o

I wish I could telepathically talk to and understand animals.
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Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  They hate you, find you pretentious, and have telepathic powers that allow them to ignore you forever.

I wish Hitman: Absolution didn't suck as a game.
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AutumRose

granted  but you are sentenced to  life times membership online to play it once a day ...



I wish  my bra  didnt  keep rubbing
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Randall Flagg

*POOF* Granted! Now your bra is lined with spikes!

I wish my dog didn't stink.

fireandblood

Granted. Now the dog's smell has been transferred to your upper lip.

I wish I could lose 10 pounds without having to diet or exercise.

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Mara Brewer

Granted. *starts chainsaw* Which limb do you want to lose?

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.
I do not want to go on being a root in the dark,
hesitating, stretched out, shivering with dreams,
downwards, in the wet tripe of the earth,
soaking it up and thinking, eating every day.

Translated from Pablo Neruda's "Walking Around"

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Ayahka

Granted... and I don't even need to twist that wish. That fate is more than horrible enough as it is.  :o

I wish I could go skinny dipping again.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  All water is now acidic to you.

I wish for a taco.
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Ayahka

Uh... that's not granting my wish, that's in fact ensuring that it won't be granted. If all water is acidic to me, that's just giving me even more reasons to not go skinny-dipping.

Your wish for a taco is granted -- but it's two weeks old and mouldy.

I think I'm going to wish again that I could go skinny-dipping.

NiceTexasGuy

Granted.  You're now a Killer Whale at Sea World and have to do four shows a day.

I wish I had a bigger boat.
What a shame -- The money you spent on those tattoos could have gone toward a boob job.
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BellaBella

Granted, but you must live a land locked life for the rest of your days.

I wish I had one more egg so I could make a batch of brownies.

Ayahka

Granted! You have one more egg. Unfortunately, it's a quail egg, and about the size of a small grape. And it's hard-boiled.

I wish all tasty things were healthy to eat.

Autumn52

Granted but now they are not tasty.

I wish I had someone to snuggle with tonight?
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

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Mara Brewer

Granted. This adorable koala visits you at bedtime to snuggle:



I wish I could eat the brownies downstairs without having to get up and leave my bed.
I do not want to go on being a root in the dark,
hesitating, stretched out, shivering with dreams,
downwards, in the wet tripe of the earth,
soaking it up and thinking, eating every day.

Translated from Pablo Neruda's "Walking Around"

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Randall Flagg

Granted, but now your bed is wedged in your kitchen and you have no way to get it out.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Nataleigh

Granted! You now have severe insomnia... and you can't sleep even if you need to.

I wish I understood all the new stuff that's opened up for me now that I'm "approved." xD
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InDeCiSive

Granted.  But now you can't think of anything to say. ;)

I wish I could go through college without having to take out any loans.