Would you like me if I.....

Started by forbiddenfruit, July 22, 2011, 01:10:41 PM

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Deamonbane

Ugh... you tryin' to kill us here? Perhaps you are...

... If I begged Phoe to regress?
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Poppy

I'd ask if you were feeling okay O_O

...if I turned into a nun?

phoenyx

ugh as long as you don't try to "save" my soul *grins*

.... ran away.
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Poppy

I would find you!!! and no soul saving, I promise. lol

...if I were to fall asleep right now?

phoenyx

of course, we must recharge, even if we don['t want to.

... suddenly became a serial killer?
♪ But my secrets are so safe
The only one who gets me ♪

O/O

Poppy

...if I offered up some tips, courtesy of a seasoned veteran?

Tamhansen

seasoned veteran serial killer. Whoo hoo

If I held your serial killing secret over you as a means of getting my way?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Poppy

*grins* Oooh, and what exactly do you want me to do?

...if I mentioned there is always the option of killing you, too...? Though I rarely ever kill the ones I like.

Tamhansen

simple. I have copies of my evidence all over town. People miss me, stuff goes to the cops.

If I wanted to be your apprentice?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Poppy

*grins* Oh, baby, I could teach you sooo much.

...if I brought you a sweet young thing as your first kill?

Tamhansen

hmm. You do know I'm a pacifist right? Not sure why I aplied as your apprentice, must have been your charms.

If i gave you a cookie?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Kazyth

Cookies are not the appropriate sacrifice for the great and powerful Kazbeast.  But they're a good start.

... if I offered a flogging with a cat o nine tails crafted from Twizzlers Pull 'n Peels?
A rose by any other name... still has thorns you can prick someone with. - Me.


Tamhansen

offered a flogging, that can be interpreted in many ways. Did you offer to flog me, offer me the chance to flog someone? or..

If I offered two cookies?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Kazyth

The Kazbeast always gives the floggings.  Or directs them toward a third party, albeit rarely.

And no, more cookies are still not going to cut it.  Cookies don't scream or beg.

If I hosed you down with Silly String?
A rose by any other name... still has thorns you can prick someone with. - Me.


Poppy

*wipes the blood off her hands and steals on of Kaz's cookies* Oh, do I get to watch?

...if I told you I was wet? ...from running through the sprinkler of course! I'm just dripping, over here...

Tamhansen

I'd probably say stay out of the sprinkler and in this nice public forum

If I dried you off with kaz's silly string? not that itd work
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Poppy

That sounds...I don't even know. That sill strong junk always smells funny, don't spray me with it!

...if I threw goldfish at you?

Tamhansen

don't be cruel to the goldfish.

If i gave you a big hug to appologise for the silly string?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Poppy

*grins* yes, I would like it!

...if I kissed you and whispered something about a secret room and chocolate sauce?

Kazyth

*eyes Manic*

Who told you about the secret Chocolate Room?  Heads will roll!

... if I did something involving Magic Shell and icecubes?
A rose by any other name... still has thorns you can prick someone with. - Me.


Tamhansen

depends. Is it a magic trick? You're going to macgyver it in to a bomb?

If I told you how we found the chocolate room?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Poppy

I'd give you a spankin' and tell you to shush.

...if I took Kaz into the secret chocolate room and locked the door behind us?

Tamhansen

behind you and him, or you and me. At the first I'd sigh and move on, at the second I'd laugh my ass of for you locking him in his own choc room.

If i just walked off?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Kazyth

All of the doors in my Basement are self-locking and voice coded.  Peop... er, things tend to escape otherwise.  And somehow I don't think you'd survive the Chocolate Room.  Either of you.

... if I pinned you down and gave you a zerbert?
A rose by any other name... still has thorns you can prick someone with. - Me.


Poppy

I traditionally save those for small children, but whatever floats your boat, baby. And you'd be surprised what I can withstand.

...if I let you?