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Started by Evil Tim, July 30, 2013, 11:24:15 AM

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Oniya

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August 04, 2013, 11:14:23 AM
I saw that one in an old M*A*S*H episode.  :-)
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gaggedLouise

#26
August 04, 2013, 11:52:04 AM
"They don't even know the multiplication table, but they do know how to multiply themselves."

-from Blackboard Jungle, teacher about the rowdy high school students.

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