Five Letters Game [Read the rules before posting, please!]

[Blythe]

I saw an idea for this, and I liked it. A person posts five random letters, and the person below posts a sentence or a phrase made with words that start with those letters. Then they leave five more letters for the next poster.



Example:

1st poster: SGANL
2nd poster: So Get A New Llama!

                    NNURL
3rd poster: Nobody Nifty Understands Rational Llamas.

                    TNAMW



Rules:
*You must include at least one vowel (A, E, I, O, or U) when leaving five letters for the next person.
*You can have an X or a Z when you leave five letters for the next person, but you can't leave both X and Z.
*PG-13 or cleaner sentences, please!



I'll leave 5 letters to start!

NALTH

[Beguile's Mistress]

Nonsensical Animorphs like talking hippopotami.

BNORS

[Gadifriald]

Bilingual Natives Organize Retirement Soirees!

IPSTV

[Snickerz]

I probably should tell Victor


TSABM

[Blythe]

The Skittles Are Being Marketed!

AYGTD

[Gadifriald]

Albanian yokels gobble terrific dinners!

PEFCS

[Blythe]

People Eat Fried Chicken Sandwiches.


YCAWM

[Beguile's Mistress]

You Can Agree With Me!

RPTZO

[Nexus1199]

Robot Pornstars Touch Zealot Orients.


QZDAT

[Blythe]

Questioning Zealots Don't Argue Tabloids!

(I had to really think on that--a Q and Z together are tough!  ;D)


TMESN

[Nexus1199]

Touch me everywhere said Nissan


FJALS

[Beguile's Mistress]

Farcical Jeremiads Abrogate Linguistic Systems

GLNOP

[Gadifriald]

German ladies normally operate precociously!

SPLDI

[Blythe]

Several Police Lead Detective Investigation!


NMLAB

[Beguile's Mistress]

Nimble Males Lambada and Boogy!

PROQS

[Gadifriald]

Peruvian Rangers oppressed questioning spaniels!

TOYAC

[Nexus1199]

Take On You Alabaster Cowl


WHORE

[Gadifriald]

What Howard ordered, Reggie endured!

OWADE

[Blythe]

Originally Wonderful Authors Die Early.


NHIKL

[Gadifriald]

Nathan Hill incompetently kissed Louise!

TGOPA

[Beguile's Mistress]

Twenty-two Gorillas Orchestrated Pernicious Armageddon

MNUDC

[Blythe]

Mom Never Understands Dratted Cats.


WETHN

[Gadifriald]

We envy the homeless nudists!

PKLSE

[Tise]

Piranhas kill little starfishes everyday.

LQIZX

[Blythe]

Piranhas kill little starfishes everyday.

LQIZX

Hey, might want to look up at the rules; you can have an X or a Z in your choice of five letters, but not both, okay?  :-)