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Beezy

#75
March 24, 2010, 02:46:58 AM
because you close your eyes and let it encompass and consume you, and you feel every single nerve reacting.

How is sex like a drug?

Alric Sanosake

#76
March 24, 2010, 02:53:08 AM
One hit, and you are addicted to the point of no return.

Sex is like a Cat
I am the king... I am the god... I am the warrior... I am the husband... I am the father... but inside... I am truly the beast. The beast that ravishes, murders, and pillages. You ask who I am? I am the Wolf King. I am Alric. Fear me

Zelric Miras

#77
March 24, 2010, 10:02:59 PM
It can involve scratches.

How is sex like a zeppelin?

CaptainErotica

#78
March 24, 2010, 11:03:12 PM
 because one wrong move and you crash and burn.

How is sex like fruit yogurt?

despickable

#79
May 18, 2010, 06:30:52 AM Last Edit: May 18, 2010, 06:54:54 AM by despickable
It's creamy and sweet and you can't get enough of it.

why is sex like a row boat?

“We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years.” – George Carlin
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Autumn52

#80
May 18, 2010, 06:43:49 AM
It can get very wet and wild if you have the right partner.

How is sex like eating a good steak dinner?
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

despickable

#81
May 18, 2010, 06:45:50 AM
its something meaty that you can get your teeth into

Why is sex like Kit Kat?

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Lucinda

#82
May 18, 2010, 07:15:48 AM
Two fingers is nice, and four is usually a stretch!
Why is sex like keeping a goldfish?
"She distrusted a moon like that. A full moon could only wane, a new moon could only wax, but a half moon, balancing so precariously between light and dark ... well, it could do anything..."

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Galanthor

#83
May 18, 2010, 07:19:09 AM
the more you do the bigger he grows

whyy is sex like a sandwich

Lucinda

#84
May 18, 2010, 07:25:54 AM
Deep hot filling is the best, and variety keeps you from getting bored.

Why is sex like training for the olympics?
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despickable

#85
May 18, 2010, 07:43:04 AM
You limber up you stretch and build up stamina and get the gold.

Why is sex like a beer?

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Autumn52

#86
May 18, 2010, 07:44:19 AM
Cause sometimes you just want to get head.....

Why is sex like a a good lollipop....
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

RP7466

#87
May 18, 2010, 09:22:11 AM
because it takes a lot of licking before you're allowed to get at whats inside (tottsiepop reference)

why is sex like riding a bike?


"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote"

John Wayne as Sam McCord

Galanthor

#88
May 18, 2010, 09:37:48 AM
Theres always something between your legs

how's sex like an airplane?

Sasha

#89
May 18, 2010, 10:34:46 AM

because it can make your mind fly through the clouds in ecstasy .

Why is sex like a bridge ?

MasterMischief

#90
May 27, 2010, 10:54:04 PM
???

Anyone mind if I skip one?

Sex is like a bridge because it can span any divide.

How is sex like a llama?

Creshnagarine

#91
May 27, 2010, 11:45:36 PM
Sex is like a Llama because
no one likes to have their eye spat in by either.


Why is sex like a new dual fuel oven?
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DiverseDesires

#92
May 28, 2010, 07:02:52 AM
It can be both a slow burn, and an electric sizzler

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How is sex like a sand castle?
"The imagination is the spur of delights… all depends upon it, it is the mainspring of everything; now, is it not by means of the imagination one knows joy? Is it not of the imagination that the sharpest pleasures arise?" ~Marquis de Sade~

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Creshnagarine

#93
May 28, 2010, 11:33:34 AM
Sex is like a sand castle because both dissolve in a wave and must be started again.


Why is sex like an old married couple?


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Galanthor

#94
May 28, 2010, 04:21:58 PM
sometimes noone scream sometimes both

how sex like hair?

Creshnagarine

#95
May 28, 2010, 11:16:00 PM
When your very young neither has style, later it grows on you and gets longer and better, then its gone.


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Creshnagarine

#96
May 28, 2010, 11:16:40 PM
Sex is like a murder trial.
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Autumn52

#97
May 29, 2010, 06:26:10 AM
Sex is like a murder trail because it has its ups and downs and in the end someone is defenseless.......

Sex is like a tootie pop?
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Nico

#98
May 29, 2010, 10:36:55 AM
...the most wonderful thing to share with someone you love. :-)

eroticslut

#99
June 10, 2010, 11:25:51 AM
Sex is like a tootie pop because the whole time you are unwrapping it you can't
help but keep thinking of licking it

Sex is like a snowflake
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