Favorite Movie Quote?

[Twisted Crow]

The whole movie is gold, even the second one has many great lines. But this is probably my favorite two minutes of the movie. And like the rest of it: The Bill Murray lines are priceless ("That 'oughta do it! Thanks very much, Ray!").

"Are you a god?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEakV0ZqRqI

[LuvNLust]

"Malone: You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That's* the *Chicago* way! And that's how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I'm offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?"

The Untouchables

[gaggedLouise]

Police chief von Welk: [speaking on the phone to the lone supervillain in his big hideout:] Mabuse, surrender! We have ringed the house!

Dr. Mabuse: I feel like a state within the State. Come and get me!

Police chief von Welk: We shall be using strong means; resistance is useless!

-from Dr.Mabuse, the Gambler by Fritz Lang (silent film). I personally submitted this one to IMDB; even if the lines are shown on title cards they are simply hilarious.

[Drake Valentine]

Ricky Bobby: [running around on the track in his underwear] Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!  - Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

[Beguile's Mistress]

 "You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."
- MATTY WALKER (Kathleen Turner) in Body Heat (1981)

[Twisted Crow]

My favorite moment in Italian Job. Just wish it was in better quality. The impression is great!  XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1TnEhgEpm4

[theonewhoknocks]

" I'm American honey. Our names don't mean shit "

Butch Coolidge, Pulp Fiction

[Sassenach91]

I have quite a few quotes.

Tangled

Rapunzel: We made it.
Flynn Rider: Her hair glows!
Rapunzel: We're alive. We're alive!
Flynn Rider: I didn't see that coming.
Rapunzel: Eugene.
Flynn Rider: The hair actually glows.
Rapunzel: Eugene.
Flynn Rider: Why does her hair glow!
Rapunzel: Eugene!
Flynn Rider: [almost in hysteria] What?
Rapunzel: It doesn't *just* glow.
Flynn Rider: [Pascal smiles at him smugly] Why is he smiling at me?

Frozen

Anna: But Hans is not a stranger.
Kristoff: Oh yeah? What's his last name?
Anna: Of the Southern aisles.
Kristoff: What's his favourite food?
Anna: Sandwiches.
Kristoff: Best friends name?
Anna: Probably John.
Kristoff: Eye colour?
Anna: Dreamy.
Kristoff: Foot size?
Anna: Foot size doesn't matter.
Kristoff: Have you had a meal with him yet? What if you hate the way he eats? What if you hate the way he picks his nose?
Anna: Picks his nose?
Kristoff: And eats it.
Anna: Excuse me sir, he is a prince.
Kristoff: All men do it.
Anna: Eww.

The Breakfast Club

John Bender: What's in there?
Claire Standish: Guess? Where's your lunch?
John Bender: You're wearing it.
Claire Standish: You're nauseating.
John Bender: [pointing to Claire's lunch] What's that?
Claire Standish: Sushi.
John Bender: Sushi?
Claire Standish: Rice, raw fish, and seaweed.
John Bender: You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?
Claire Standish: Can I eat?
John Bender: I don't know. Give it a try.

Gone With the Wind

Rhett Butler:Frankly m'dear, I don't give a damn.

-or-

Rhett Butler: No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.

-or-

Rhett Butler: You're like the thief who isn't the least bit sorry he stole, but is terribly, terribly sorry he's going to jail.

Casablanca

Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
[aloud]
Captain Renault: Everybody out at once!

[gaggedLouise]

"There's a lorry on fire, a man going up and down the lift, and we can't stop the dancing chicken!"

-final line of Stroszek, spoken into the phone by a bewildered cop. All three round-and-round actions were set up by the titular antihero of the film, who has locked the vehicle into riding in a circle and set it alight, put the mechanical bird to dance nonstop powered by the clockwork screw in its back...and himself he's gone off to the empty ski lift "going up and down". Brilliant!  :D

[Vergil Tanner]

A classic.

www.youtube.com/embed/7_PX1cVuaVA

[Midwest Man]

"Mmm, Juicyfruit" - Chief Bromden, from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest


"They're here!" - Carol Ann Freeling, from Poltergeist

[Autumn52]

I couldn't pick just one. I like both of these. Funny... also like when the cut throat motion with finger across throat but I digress. Okay here are two that I like since I can't quote the whole movie.

Rocket Raccoon:  [about Drax] Metaphors go over his head.
Drax the Destroyer:   NOTHING goes over my head!... My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.



Drax the Destroyer:   I like your knife, I'm keeping it.
Moloka Dar:   That was my favorite knife.

[Jaqhal]

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2
Remus Lupin: It is the quality of one's convictions that determines success, not the number of followers.
Kingsley Shacklebolt: Who said that?
Remus Lupin: Me

[Deamonbane]

Jules: You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the shit hid at?
Marvin: It's over th...
Jules: I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying?
Roger: It's in the cupboard.
[Vincent starts looking in the upper cupboard]
Roger: No, no, the one by your kn-knees.
Jules: We happy?
[Vincent continues staring at the briefcase's contents]
Jules: Vincent! We happy?
Vincent: Yeah, we happy.
Brett: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours...
Jules: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.
Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...
Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

[Frozen Flame]

Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!!

(the censored version, of course.)

[Midwest Man]

“I am nothing special, of this I am sure. I am a common man with common thoughts and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has always been enough..”
― Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook

[Beautiful Mystery]

Monster-in-Law

Wanda Sykes (Ruby): And fix your hair, you're like a damn cockatoo.

Clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPl7z4M_m40

[Etherealdreamer]

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" -Dante, Clerks

[sree]

V for Vendetta

[after a hail of gunfire doesn't stop V]
Creedy: Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die?
V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

[Murvoen]

Ash's speech about his 'boomstick' in Army of Darkness.

www.youtube.com/embed/ZgzoQDuUafM"

[gaggedLouise]

Zabriskie Point, one of the student protesters getting booked by the cops:

(cop at typewriter:) Name?
(student:) Karl Marx.
/other arrested students whistling and laughing/
(cop, not getting the joke:) How do you spell it?
(student:) With an 'x'.
/the cop types "CARL MARKS"/

:D

[PennySludt]

"Are you dead? Can I have your fire if you're dead?" Eep, The Croods

[Wolven Soul]

I'm sorry, but I can't give just one here.

Return of the King

Come on Mr. Frodo.  I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!-Samwise Gamgee

The Princess Bride

Inconceivable!-Vizzini

Hello!  My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!-Inigo Montoya

Gladiator

What we do in life, echoes in eternity-Maximus

A Clockwork Orange

I'm siiiiiiiiinnnnggginnnnggggg in the rain!-Alex Delarge

There are so many more beloved quotes, but...these are the ones that jump out at me presently. 

[SpiralSpider]

Currently, it's:

"SOLD - to the lady with the monkey!" from Cutthroat Island.

[CaptainNexus616]

I am the Law. - Dredd (2012)

Stallone's accent really didn't help pronouncing the line in the original nor did the constant screaming of it throughout the entire film. The reboot however it was more personal and you could feel the anger in his voice as he muttered the line that and...

"And as for you Ma-Ma....Judgement time."

I wish we could get Karl Urban for Batman