Happy Jack Thompson Day

Started by Sabby, September 19, 2011, 12:51:42 PM

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Sabby

September 25. Whats your plans to celebrate the third anniversary?

Inkidu

Quote from: Sabby on September 19, 2011, 12:51:42 PM
September 25. Whats your plans to celebrate the third anniversary?
Play an ultra-violent video game and turn into a serial killer? :/
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Callie Del Noire

Celebrate that he's still disbarred

Sabby

I plan on a GTA4 Rampage contest with my brother and his friend =3 From when you spawn, you need to cause as much chaos as possible. Ends when you die.

Inkidu

I think I'll play Gears 3. That should do it.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Oniya

I wonder if I still have that old copy of Doom installed somewhere...
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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Ashe

I think I'll beat up a prostitute, kidnap her, steal a police car--after killing the officer of course--and drive off a building, causing not only thousands of dollars in damage after the explosion but ultimately killing myself and a few people too stupid enough (or not programmed well enough) to move out of the way.

Cause you know, video games taught me to be violent in real life.  I mean...wait, video games ARE real!  Almost didn't realize that!  ;D

Inkidu

Quote from: Oniya on September 19, 2011, 02:14:26 PM
I wonder if I still have that old copy of Doom installed somewhere...
If you don't I think some intrepid people on Newgrounds.com have converted the entire game to a flash version playable from your browser. :D
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Oniya

I'm sure I can look up something on Armorgames, if nothing else.  I just remember blowing off a lot of heads call-center steam with that game.
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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Callie Del Noire

Quote from: Oniya on September 19, 2011, 02:26:04 PM
I'm sure I can look up something on Armorgames, if nothing else.  I just remember blowing off a lot of heads call-center steam with that game.

With me it was flight crew stupidity. How many times do you ahve to tell them when you do a 60 degree bank on a carrier break that the horizon is the ground as far as the bottom mounted antennas think. So yes 'Milhouse' you will lose lock as the ground goes from thousands of feet to MILES for a few seconds on approach. And no.. I will not rewired every damn plan in the squadron on your LTjg demand.

Craz

I'm going to be playing some SPESS MAHREEN tonight. Ah, the only game in this day and age where killing shit gets you health.

Ironwolf85

power to ya craz, I think In shall purchase dead island on the 25th, and proceed to slaughter fight and kill many zombies, play space marine for good measure, killing heritics on the later levels never gets old.
PS: Craz try a finishing move on a deamon with the power axe it looks funny
Prudence, justice, temperance, courage, faith, hope, love...
debate any other aspect of my faith these are the heavenly virtues. this flawed mortal is going to try to adhere to them.

Culture: the ability to carve an intricate and beautiful bowl from the skull of a fallen enemy.
Civilization: the ability to put that psycho in prision for killing people.

Sabby

According to him, GTA4 not only had graphic representations of oral and anal sex, but also pedophilic images. And he descerned all of this while still under the impression that running over hookers give you bonus points towards your high score.

Oniya

So, how much time did he waste running over hookers before he realized it wasn't getting him anything?  ;D
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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Sabby

None, he was too busy forcing himself on women for pictures of naked 9 year olds. Haven't you played GTA4? :P It's, like, unlocked at level 2...

Seriously though, he pulled the pedophile thing every chance he could. Shock value and all. Defendants lawyer? More like underground child porn distributor. Bastard even called two peoples mothers to inform them of that, and on MOTHERS DAY.

Jack Thompson is hilarious, but he's also a hurtful lying scumbag and it's important people remember that. Thats why we have Jack Thompson Day.

Inkidu

Quote from: Oniya on September 19, 2011, 08:38:02 PM
So, how much time did he waste running over hookers before he realized it wasn't getting him anything?  ;D
The funny thing is there's not a single individual in the entirety of GTA IV or its Expansions who is under the age of eighteen. They even have a joke about it in the form of a school bus graveyard. ;D

Oh, and you do get points for running over a hooker, Sabby. Invisible make-Jack-Thompson-itch points.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Sabby

Quote from: Inkidu on September 19, 2011, 10:13:18 PM
Oh, and you do get points for running over a hooker, Sabby. Invisible make-Jack-Thompson-itch points.

Itch? Hell, I'll beat my Highscore 20x over to see if it becomes a laceration xD

Oniya

Quote from: Inkidu on September 19, 2011, 10:13:18 PM
The funny thing is there's not a single individual in the entirety of GTA IV or its Expansions who is under the age of eighteen. They even have a joke about it in the form of a school bus graveyard. ;D

Oh, I don't doubt it.  It's just the question of 'how did you come to the conclusion without looking for data?'  Like the people that complained about Hot Coffee, when it took hacking the game with a downloaded patch to find it, and even then it wasn't all that titillating, or the ones that tried to find backwards messages in rock music.

Too much work, looking for something not to like.
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
O/O's Updated 5/11/21 - A/A's - Current Status! - Writing a novel - all draws for Fool of Fire up!
Requests updated March 17

Inkidu

Quote from: Oniya on September 19, 2011, 10:28:14 PM
Oh, I don't doubt it.  It's just the question of 'how did you come to the conclusion without looking for data?'  Like the people that complained about Hot Coffee, when it took hacking the game with a downloaded patch to find it, and even then it wasn't all that titillating, or the ones that tried to find backwards messages in rock music.

Too much work, looking for something not to like.
Data? Jack Thompson don't need no stinking data!
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Callie Del Noire

My personal favorite 'Wacky Jack' story is the time he ran against Janet Reno for DA (dade country florida I think)

He gave her a questionnaire to answer during a debate.

It read:

"I, Janet Reno, am:
-Heterosexual
-Homosexual
-Bisexual."

She walked over, put an arm on his shoulder and said..

"Jack, I'm attracted to virile men.. so you don't have to worry."

And what did 'Wacky Jack' do?

He tried to file assault charges on her. :D

Oniya

I know it's four days late, but maybe we should send ol' Jack a new target to go after.

Obviously, this game is the sort of thing we should keep out of the hands of children.
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
O/O's Updated 5/11/21 - A/A's - Current Status! - Writing a novel - all draws for Fool of Fire up!
Requests updated March 17

NotoriusBEN

You dont mess around with yahtzee.

I was drunk in seattle and end up in a game to the death with a mafioso and a tong over control of the west side.
Im thankful to still have my digits after that one :P

/end sarcasm