Would you like me if I.....

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blue bunny sparkle

I'm a terrible swimmer... I don't think a shark could get so close to the beach where I am comfortable!

If I got sand in your shorts?

impishcharm

I would hate you forever.

If I dogpiled you with baby bunnies?

You know you hypnotize me, always

blue bunny sparkle

Oh! I would go all gushy!

If I dog-piled you with sparkles?

impishcharm

No! Not the sparkles!

If I burned all the sparkles?

You know you hypnotize me, always

blue bunny sparkle

Wait. What? *blinks slowly and painfully* wha?

I'm sorry I can never talk to you again.

If I never talked to you again?

impishcharm

I'm be very sad.

If I replaced the sparkles with gold?

You know you hypnotize me, always

blue bunny sparkle

closer... closer.... *smiles*

okay! lets talk!

If I showered you with presents?

impishcharm

They'd better be the good kind. No funny business.

If I believed I could fly?

You know you hypnotize me, always

blue bunny sparkle

You can! You can! I believe in you!

If I urged you to follow your dreams?

impishcharm

Support is awesome.

If I only had nightmares?

You know you hypnotize me, always

Seviant

Yes, I'd make sure you were comforted and cared for after every nightmare.

Would you like me if I serenaded you below your window?

impishcharm

Possibly. If I knew you weren't a crazy person.

If I released the hounds on you?

You know you hypnotize me, always

Seviant

Sure, I need the exercise...

Would you like me if I offered you a gift?

impishcharm

Who wouldn't?  ;D

If I attempted to cook you dinner but ended up burning it?

You know you hypnotize me, always

Seviant

Yeah, it's not your fault, I'm still grateful, burnt or not.

Would you like me if I took a photograph of you if I asked permission?

impishcharm

Sure, just don't expect me to say cheese.

If I made a ridiculous face to ruin the Kodak moment?

You know you hypnotize me, always

Beguile's Mistress

Sure!  Those can be really funny or good for blackmailing you! ;D

Would you like me if I made you a batch of cookies with pureed vegetables in them?

Phoenixrisen

You made me cookies, what's not to like?

Would you like me if I crafted a handmade gift for you, with more love than actual skill?
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Beguile's Mistress

Anything handmade with love is something to be treasured.

...if I packed your lunch for you every day?

Beautiful Mystery

Of course! That would be amazing!

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Phoenixrisen

Of course, I almost never do.

...never wore make up?
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impishcharm

Suit yourself.

If I put some on you while you slept?  ;D

You know you hypnotize me, always

Phoenixrisen

It couldn't be worse than Sharpie...

...put on animal make up?
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impishcharm

Me next! Me next!

If I talked your ear off?

You know you hypnotize me, always

Beguile's Mistress

That really doesn't bother me.  I have good listening skills.

...if I sang off key really loud in the showe?