Cake vs. Pie. Go!

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MasterMischief


Misery

PIE!!

Warm cherry pie to be exact with a big scoop of vanilla ice cream. 
“There is no greater sorrow than to be mindful of the happy time in misery.”  - Dante Alighieri

Oniya

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MasterMischief

Pi within a pie.  Brilliance!

Nighttime Blues

Here is brilliance:

Cake-filled pie!  :o

MasterMischief

Quote from: SNG on September 19, 2009, 10:47:58 PM
Here is brilliance:

Cake-filled pie!  :o

No.  That, is an abomination.

Pie or die!   :P

Shiri


Butterflykiss



;D

Honestly, I love both. I have a raging sweet tooth. Can I have a slice of both, please? *flutters eyelashes*

MasterMischief

Quote from: butterflykiss on September 19, 2009, 11:22:55 PMCan I have a slice of both, please? *flutters eyelashes*

No.

And I want birthday pie.   :P

Butterflykiss

Quote from: MasterMischief on September 19, 2009, 11:37:51 PM
No.

*mutters something about "Dessert Nazi"...*  *rebels by forming a Third Independent Party for Cookies, Doughnuts, and Brownies*

MasterMischief

This will not end well.   :-(

Saerrael


Oniya

*considers posting pic of the pie-filling cake she made, just to balance things out*   ;D
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Lone

Goodbye is forever...A broken heart never heals, it only forgets. So please do not remind me....
O n O

MasterMischief

We are no longer friends, Lone.   >:(

Lone

Goodbye is forever...A broken heart never heals, it only forgets. So please do not remind me....
O n O

Farabor

It had to be said...

Cake or death!    Triple fudge death by chocolate cake, that is.

MasterMischief

Yeah, well, we are all out of cake!

The Overlord


BOTH!!!

Dutch apple, key lime pie, and Georgia pecan, with a slice of German chocolate and Black Forest cake!

Oniya

Hail Eris!



(It has chocolate.  Everyone knows that the Goddess loves chocolate.)
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senshi32

does shepards pie and chicken pot pie count?

MasterMischief

Another reason pie is superior!  It seconds as a meal.

Raven41174

From ashes we were born, and to ashes we shall return

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ruaprnstr

OK I am going to just ruin the fun for everyone and say the completely immature thing: HairPie.
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"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
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Beguile's Mistress

Cake - especially Death by Chocolate


ruaprnstr

"I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind."- Patrick Dennis

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Cheesecake
It is kinda a pie and kinda a cake
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MasterMischief

It has recently come to my attention that we must educate, inform, and nurture our children instead of keeping them ignorant, afraid, and in danger. Let us note first of all that the point at which you discover that cake lovers's whole existence is a succession of shifts, excuses, and expedients is not only a moment of disenchantment. It is a moment of resolve, a determination that it might have been in a lethargic state of autointoxication when it said that people prefer "cultural integrity" and "multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life. More likely, perhaps, is that every time cake lovers tries, it gets increasingly successful in its attempts to contaminate or cut off our cities' water supply. This dangerous trend means not only death for free thought but for imagination as well.

I stand by what I've written before, that cake lovers's conjectures always follow the same pattern. It puts the desired twist on the actual facts, ignores inconvenient facts, and invents as many new "facts" as necessary to convince us that a book of its writings would be a good addition to the Bible. As long as the beer keeps flowing and the paychecks keep coming, cake lovers's janissaries don't really care that this is not a question of conformism or priggism. Rather, it is a question about how cake lovers's methods are much subtler now than ever before. Cake lovers is more adept at hidden mind control and its techniques of social brainwash are much more appealingly streamlined and homogenized. Cake lovers recently went through a vandalism phase in which it tried repeatedly to disparage and ridicule our traditional heroes and role models. In fact, I'm not convinced that this phase of its has entirely passed. My evidence is that the objection may still be raised that the most valuable skill one can have is the ability to lie convincingly. At first glance this sounds almost believable yet the following must be borne in mind: Cake lovers would have us believe that it is a refined organization with the soundest ethics and morals you can imagine. Not surprisingly, its evidence for that thoroughly rancorous claim is top-heavy with anonymous sources and, to put it mildly, it has a checkered track record for accuracy. I avouch it would be more accurate for cake lovers to say that as soon as it found the resources to do so cake lovers lost no time in forcing me to expend all of my wit and energy in trivial pursuits. The inevitable followed: Iconoclastic, childish nincompoops started to manipulate the unseen mechanisms of society so as to engage in or goad others into engaging in illegal acts. The scariest part of all of this is that I can't possibly believe cake lovers's claim that people don't mind having their communities turned into war zones. If someone can convince me otherwise, I'll eat my hat. Heck, I'll eat a whole closetful of hats. That's a pretty safe bet because as cake lovers matures morally it'll eventually grow out of its present way of thinking and come to realize that there's a time to keep silent and a time to speak. There's a time to love and a time to hate. There's a time for war and a time for peace. And, I assert, there's a time to deal summarily with asinine meatheads. Or, to put it less poetically, once people obtain the critical skills that enable them to think and reflect and speculate independently, they'll realize that cake lovers is capable of passing very rapidly from a hidden enjoyment of frightful onanism to a proclaimed attachment to Jacobinism and back—and back again. And I can say that with a clear conscience because I act based on what I think is right, not who I think is right. That's why I try always to listen to others. It's also why I say that if I want to die an agonizing death, be given no burial place, and have my soul chased by demons in Gehenna from one room to another for all eternity and more, that should be my prerogative. I don't need it forcing me to.

Cake lovers can fool some of the people all of the time. It can fool all of the people some of the time. But it can't fool all of the people all of the time. Cake lovers claims that its lamentations won't be used for political retribution. That claim is preposterous and, to use cake lovers's own language, overtly imprudent. No history can justify it. Finally, this has been a good deal of reading, and sincerely difficult reading at that. Still, I hope you walk away from it with the new knowledge that cake lovers's dissertations are all too often clad in the slovenly garb of fetishism.

MasterMischief


Adonis

Apple Pie with vanilla ice cream > all
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MasterMischief

Hehehe, you said, 'cream pie'.

Talia

* Rubs her hands together with a evil grin.*

* Llama and kidney pie, oh my.*   >:)   
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MasterMischief

You are not fast enough to catch me.  *Brays loudly and scampers off into the night.*

Talia

Lemon Margarine Pie


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warzon2

i vote cake-pie mix of punkin pie and icecream cake piecake anyone? :3
but i vote cake since its been speical and is usely biger with more goodness of food

Marjan

Pie all the way.

Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream on the side.


That said though, hot chocolate fudge cake is good with ice cream too.

But still, PIE IS THE WAY TO GO.
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Kalyx

Cake for me!

Warm double-fudge chocolate cake with vanilla bean ice cream on the side.

Mmmm...mmmm...good!
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Cherri Tart

In the Immortal words of Gandalf the Grey... "Pie, you fools! Pie!"
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



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Mistress Maro

Mew. I dun like pie, I like cobbler.

But I will have to say cake all the way for me. Your standard chocolate cake with homemade fudge icing. Mmm. With some ice cream.
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Talia

   Let There Be Cake.....19 of them!  D=



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Wykyd

Grandma's strawberry rhubarb pie! Yummy!

Black Orchid

Oh snap, this is a war I believe in—cake!




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simba

The cake is a lie



I guess that puts me firmly in the Pie side (mmmm Harry cafe de wheels pie's)

Wahots

Why do I asked these phylosophical questions? Why do I answer them? Maybe because I'm hungry right now and they both sound good.

I love a good pie, but I am sooo picky on the crust...a good one is just hard to find.

I'll have to pick cake. Red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting, sprinkled with dark chocolate flakes. Filled with a thin layer of raspberry jelly.
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Selais

Apple pie with ben and jerry's vanilla ice cream <3

but I love cakes too TT^TT

Talia

He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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Lady Haven

 :-) Selais your a woman after my own heart...

Warm Apple Pie with Vanilla Ice Cream...MMMMMMMMM
Cake: Black Forest; My Sister use to make the best from scratch..
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Autumn52



Coconut Cream Pie

YES YES YES Orgasmic
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White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Talia

He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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Alric Sanosake

Five stack... rainbow and vanilla with rainbow sprinkles and with blue, green, red and yellow icing decorations CAKE
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MasterMischief

No one every says you can not have your pie and eat it too.  Coincidence?  I think not.

Talia

He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

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Pumpkin Seeds


Mithlomwen

Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

MasterMischief

Takes one of Mithlomwen's cherries.

RP7466

I know who really loves pie!

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Autumn52

May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

PandaPuff

hmm thats hard....I can't figure out if I want to have an apple pie or a chocolate cake more....
hmmm

However cobbler is the best hands down.

Moonhare

In a battle between cake and pie, I would have to side with pie. Versatility is all, and I have never met a pie I haven't liked.

-makes a mean shephard's pot pie-

Kalika

Cake... all the way.
>.< You can't beat cake!

Saerrael

*beats cake* Yup, I can. Pie all the way!

Kalika

 :-\ Now I have to make more cake..

Ryven


Dark King

cake no pie no i have found the ultimate treat COOOKIES serious ppl kill over there cookies http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g281/TAKCH/the-cookie-monster.jpg
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MasterMischief

Quote from: Dark King on September 20, 2010, 03:25:12 PM
cake no pie no i have found the ultimate treat COOOKIES serious ppl kill over there cookies

The pie police shall deal with you shortly.

Ryven


MasterMischief

It is an abomination!  God hates pake!

grayfoxz

the cake is a lie, therefore it must be pie :D

Dark King

Quote from: grayfoxz on September 21, 2010, 06:43:45 PM
the cake is a lie, therefore it must be pie :D

No the Cake is a lie The Pie must Die and We all shall bow to the Cookie
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Galanthor

the cake is a lie
the pie is live

Kitsunetsuki

"I have Libra & can't decide." + I'm a pastry chef & that's like asking me to pick which one of my kids I like better :P
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Pie is a lie, cake is divine!

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I'm a Gemini

mincemeat pie at Thanksgiving and Christmas
and wedding cake. The almond icing is too delicious!

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