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Started by HairyHeretic, August 27, 2009, 03:03:15 PM

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http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

A headline creator in the style of the Daily Mail. Those in or near the UK will probably find it more amusing, but here's a few randomly created headlines. I've left out the ones that actually do sound like they would appear in the Daily Mail.

COULD RUSSELL BRAND HAVE SEX WITH TAXPAYERS' MONEY?

COULD BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS MOLEST THE CHURCH?

HAS RIP-OFF BRITAIN TURNED THE COUNTRYSIDE GAY?

HAVE FERAL CHILDREN INFECTED BRITAIN'S FARMERS WITH AIDS?

COULD YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL HAVE SEX WITH THE QUEEN?

HAS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HAD SEX WITH THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?

COULD FACEBOOK GIVE YOUR MORTGAGE CANCER?


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QuoteWILL SINGLE MOTHERS INFECT THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY WITH AIDS?

I think a little bit of pee came out there. Where has this gadget been all my life?!?
That's just, like, your opinion, man

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QuoteIS TEENAGE SEX RUINING THE MIDDLE CLASS?

This was the headline when I clicked the link.  I think they actually used it once.
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ARE PAEDOPHILES DEVALUING CLIFF RICHARD?

IS GORDON BROWN IMPREGNATING COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

The worrying part is how many of these come out sounding like an actual headline.
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You too one day shall die
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IS GORDON BROWN MOLESTING YOUR CHILDREN?

COULD BINGE DRINKING DEFRAUD YOUR PETS?
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