Perverted Wishes

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Adammair

Wish granted, but you're being chased by Uruk-hai and Nazgul, so you don't get to enjoy your exploration.

I wish...to go to Ireland and kiss the Blarney Stone, to gain the gift of gab.

EvelynMarie

Granted but you gab in gibberish and no one understands you.

I wish that wishes on shooting starts came true
Wait for the guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heart beat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you are just as pretty without makeup, one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you, the one who turns to his friends and says, "That's her."
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Phoenixrisen

Granted, but everyone else who has ever wished on a star got theirs too, let's just see what's become of the world...

I wish that rate of pay was actually based off of the difficulty of work done.
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Undeniable Sin

Granted, but then businesses start going bankrupt from having to pay more than they can afford, and everyone ends up jobless.

I wish I could dance.
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Prefect Mos

Magical shoes enable you to dance.. but not to stop dancing. BWAHAHA.

I want Cio Bella to start making my idea for Lemon sorbet Ice cream bars..

Linwood Badr

Granted, but Cio Bella soon goes out of business because everyone else seems to hate the new flavor.

I wish I had enough money to buy a house.

voixdecoeur

Wish granted, but everyone that gets on your nerves hears that you've bought a house, and they all decide to come live with you. You now live in a crowded house filled with people that make you want to tear our your hair.

I wish to be content with what life's handed me.
Just for today.

Linwood Badr

(>> Really? fml...and I quit my job just to gain them all back...)

Granted, but everyone hates how calm and content you are, and dis-friends you.

I wish I had telepathy.

Phoenixrisen

Granted. Unfortunately, you only hear things about yourself, all bad.

I wish that food didn't cost so much.
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cartun

Wish granted. You can now eat as much of that as you like, get fat and be happy!  XD

I wish I could get outta this room....

Shimeka

Granted! Hope you like your new room! Oh and before you go... Say hello to the devil for me!


I wish I was the ruler of the universe! *Laughs diabolically *

cartun

Wish granted! You are now used to measure the universe! *toothy grin*

I wish I was some kind of a superhero that people look up to.


Adammair

Dammit...ninja'd by someone with the same idea as me!

Quote from: Shimeka on June 09, 2011, 03:54:25 AM
Granted! Hope you like your new room! Oh and before you go... Say hello to the devil for me!

I wish I was the ruler of the universe! *Laughs diabolically *

Granted, but every tree on every inhabitable planet is used for the wood to make you a "ruler" (metric?) that large, thus causing a lack of oxygen on those planets, and killing off all life in the universe.

Quote from: cartun on June 09, 2011, 04:16:26 AM
Wish granted! You are now used to measure the universe! *toothy grin*

I wish I was some kind of a superhero that people look up to.

Granted, but now you're normal size, but everyone else has shrunk to the size of ants, and you inadvertently step on several every time you walk, killing thousands...millions, even.

I wish I had a job I enjoyed, doing something I love.

Shimeka

Quote from: Adammair on June 09, 2011, 04:26:37 AM
Dammit...ninja'd by someone with the same idea as me!

Haha! ^.^


Granted! You shall love any and every job or task you do forever more! *Laughs diabolically while mind controlling you to love everything you do! *

I wish... All the bad people would explode!

cartun

Wish granted, all of the 'bad people' just exploded in their pants, sobbing.

I wish I could become a bad mofo like Samuel L. Jackson.

Shimeka

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Granted! *Picks up a phone book* Let me see here... AH YES! You become 'A Samuel L. Jackson' and a bad one at that... not THE Samuel L Jackson! *Laughs diabolically *


I wish I was powerful!

Belle33

Granted, you are now filled with the power 50,000 volts of electricity which, sadly - is fatal.

I wish my car got 200 miles per gallon of gas.

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Undeniable Sin

Granted, but when people find out, your car is stolen. You now have no vehicle.

I wish I could teleport with a single thought of where I wish to go.
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Adammair

I hate being ninja'd!

Quote from: Belle33 on June 09, 2011, 05:03:55 PM
I wish my car got 200 miles per gallon of gas.

Granted, you get stranded 200 miles from home for every gallon of gas in your car. ;D

Quote from: Undeniable Sin on June 09, 2011, 05:07:21 PM
Granted, but when people find out, your car is stolen. You now have no vehicle.

I wish I could teleport with a single thought of where I wish to go.

Granted, but every time you teleport, you lose your memory of where you just were, and thus, can't go back.

I wish to win the lottery with a lump sum of at least 100 million dollars.

Linwood Badr

Granted but a parade of charities pass you by that you're only left with one thousand dollars.

I wish you could ctrl-z in real life.

One-Eyed Jack

Granted, but with each Ctl-Z you lose a month of life

I wish Sarah Palin would shut up and read a history book

cartun

Wish granted. Sarah Palin is now awfully smart and is elected as our next president! Congrats!

I wish I could fly, without getting thrown or via planes!

Lilitu

I wish my cookies weren't too hot to eat.

Saerrael

Quote from: cartun on June 09, 2011, 08:39:53 PM
Wish granted. Sarah Palin is now awfully smart and is elected as our next president! Congrats!

I wish I could fly, without getting thrown or via planes!

Granted! You're able to fly and do so wonderfully.
Unfortunately you've not yet mastered landing and tend to get seriously injured when you attempt such an act.

I wish I could eat everything I liked without getting ill or fat.

Linwood Badr

Granted, but your body loses all of it's fat cells so it can't keep any of the food you eat which causes you to eat constantly.

I wish people who lied to me automatically had to speak the truth afterwards.