Corrupt a wish

[Akkas]

*cheats by writing instructions which hang from his neck as he passes out*

Good idea!! Too bad your succubus does not know how to read...

[Zaer Darkwail]

Good idea!! Too bad your succubus does not know how to read...

Oh c'mon! From all abyss succubus I got the demon high school drop out :P

[Story Tale]

Your non wish is granted with the ability to read... but only speed reading outloud, to the annoyance of everyone around you.

I wish I had a personal chef.

[Merry Gentry]

Granted, but they can only good food that is fattening and bad for you.  Soon enough you've gained about 150 lbs...

I wish I had some water

[Story Tale]

Granted, but it's from Flint, Michigan.

I wish I had a heart in my thigh gap.

[Tilt]

Done! But you need to walk carefully, because now that your heart is between your thighs it can be very easily damaged.

I wish I had a modern, high-end gaming computer.

[Lost Paradise]

Granted, but everything is incompatible!

I wish I had a comfier bed.

[Story Tale]

Granted but now it's so comfy you are late for work every day.

I wish I never needed sleep.

[Boatman]

Granted of course, but now you never sleep with anyone ;)

I wish I could get all the things done I have dreamed of doing.

[WithGraceandStyle]

Granted of course, but now you never sleep with anyone ;)

I wish I could get all the things done I have dreamed of doing.

Granted, but first you have to make it through all of the nightmares.

I wish I had the power to talk to animals.

[Merry Gentry]

Granted, but you can't talk to humans any longer.  only animals, so no one understands you and thinks you are crazy.


I wish I wasn't so tired

[CaptainErotica]

Granted you are now tireless.

Only problem is now you have to constantly eat needing quadruple the normal daily calorie intake of a normal person.

I wish I was a famous author.

[Boatman]

You are an outstanding author...  admired in a parallel universe where they cherish all your great works.
You should see them all crying out your name, but alas...

I wish I could understand why everyone else in the world likes quizzes.

[Slifer37]

Granted but your brain explodes because the knowledge is beyond what your brain can comprehend.
I wish I had more friends.

[Boatman]

Granted, you now have all the friends in the world, which gets a little expensive when buying rounds of drinks.
I wish I looked good in smart clothes.

[CassieBear]

Granted, but the clothes have an AI that point out other flaws.

I wish my laundry would magically be clean, folded, and put away in its correct places.

[Kurogane]

Granted, but they have all shrunk and none of them fit now!

I wish I had a new job by next week!

[clonkertink]

Granted. Guess who’s mucking out the zoo enclosures for minimum wage?

I wish I was a better painter

[CaptainErotica]

Granted you are now able to paint modern art masterpieces. There is only one problem. At night your picture come alive and they are quiet mischievous.

I wish I could sing better.

[CassieBear]

Granted, but all the gigs you seem to be able to get are in the deaf communities.

I wish I had more hours in the day.

[CaptainErotica]

Granted! You are now granted an extra hour per day for every hour you spend sleeping. Unfortunately, a law is soon passed increasing work hours per day from 8 hours to 16 hours.

I wish I could get a job making six figures /year.

[CassieBear]

Granted! Congratulations, you now have a job where you make six action figures per year. Sadly, each figure only nets you a few dollars profit.

I wish I was all caught up on my stories.

[clonkertink]

Granted. But now you have to wait for replies...

I wish I were twins.

[CaptainErotica]

Granted, but your twin is a bad/evil person and everyone always confuses you for him.

I wish I was a character from one of my stories.

[clonkertink]

Granted, you're the nameless guy that got killed off in order to show how badass the villain is.

I wish I could do the splits.