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Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

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rainshadow

Well, that was my wish. :P

But I'll give it another go...

I wish I knew the meaning of life.
"The ticket to the future is always open. What happens in the future is our own responsibility." - Rem, Trigun

"Nothing says 'I hate war' like a good explosion in a populated area." -rainshadow

Kalen

42.  Good luck understanding it.

I wish I had godlike powers  :P

Greenthorn

Oh but you do have them! You just forgot to ask for godlike intelligence to be able to use them!!

I wish I had a witty and flirtatious response to rainshadow's post LOL

No, no just kidding, ok...I wish I could smell colors!
 

Kalen

You enjoy your wish with colors like purple, orange, green.. but white gives you migraines, and black makes you sneeze.

I wish that my brain was jacked into the internet.

Bliss

Welcome to the Matrix.

I wish I had a rewind/erase button for life.
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
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Kalen

It gets stuck on for a little too long.. welcome back to grade school.

I wish we could all just get along  ::)

Greenthorn

Granted! We all get along so well that sexual intercourse freely happens everywhere, and now we all suffer from every sexually transmitted disease known to men! way to go Kalen!  *giggles*

I wish I wasn't always so bored!

 

The Great Triangle

Wish granted, the air turns into lava. Have fun!


I wish for ragnarok.
Meow!  I'm a kitty; made of fire.

Ons and Offs

Greenthorn

Granted!!  Chaos abounds, we all go crazy, and everyone blames you.  You are now a wanted man and will perish *evil cackle*

I wish I never needed sleep!
 

Zaer Darkwail

Wish granted but you become lunatic from your mind unable to 'shut down' even for one second and spend your life in soft room in escape shirt.

I wish I could control my timing when I climax, go either super fast or very slow or golden middle.

Krule

Wish Granted.. unfortunatly, every time you use this power, it totals your own car.. and you have to have a car to use it.

I wish alternate realities existed that I could travel too when I got bored.



Cutter

#486
Wish granted. Your Tardis awaits, sir.

I wish that I could not have to utter that dreaded word job, but have  the prefix blow added before it!
I am the Dark Unspoken that dwells within, weighted by the chains of your preconceptions. Release me and I shall release you.

My On's and Off's :

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Kalen

Which gets you fired at your actual blowjob, when you keep referring to it as your blowjob.  When you try to look for work, and ask for help finding a new blowjob.. this gets you arrested.  In prison.. you have to lie about why you are there, for obvious reasons.

I wish that I could get paid for surfing the web.

Kalen

o... kay..

You get a night bird in your bed.  A HUGE owl.  And it eats your privates.

I wish that someone would cure cancer.

Greenthorn

QuoteI wish that someone would cure cancer.

Me too.
 

Kalen

Ok, I'll wish something more pervertable..

I wish that my coworkers weren't so nosy!

robitusinz

Quote from: Kalen on April 02, 2008, 06:05:48 AM
Ok, I'll wish something more pervertable..

I wish that my coworkers weren't so nosy!

Your wish is granted.

Tomorrow at 8am, the Angel of Death will swing by your office and slice off the noses of all your coworkers.  You will bathe in blood as their vitae spurts forth from their face.


Man, I wish my condo's remodeling job was finished.
I'm just a vanilla guy with a chocolate brain.

Kalen

It is.  You must live in half-completed squallor for eternity.

I wish that more people would post in the association games!

robitusinz

Quote from: Kalen on April 02, 2008, 08:34:44 AM
It is.  You must live in half-completed squallor for eternity.

I wish that more people would post in the association games!

Your wish has been granted (search the games).

I wish you couldn't see my monitor screens from my office door.
I'm just a vanilla guy with a chocolate brain.

Kalen

Done.  You now have new, state of the art 3 inch plasma screens.  You can barely see them from your CHAIR.

I wish that it was hotter outside today.

Lirliel

Granted, you are deported to Mercurius, on the ever present HOT side of the planet. Have fun!

I wish I could have a slumber party with all the girls from Elliquiy!
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Krule

Done.. but you get all of the guys too.  *winks*

I wish my car could fly.

Captain Maltese

Congratulations, your car can fly. Alll the way down to the bottom of the cliff.

I wish I was happy.

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Kalen

Captain, meet the Joker.  You'll die laughing!

I wish that I could buy the world a Coke  8)

Sethite

Wish granted. And now you're sinkin' the big sea of coke.

I wish I could life in Russia.
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