Perverted Wishes

Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

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WyldRanger

Granted, and now your days are spent in Siberia ice fishing.


I wish for space travel.

Kalen

You get it.. alone.. drifting aimlessly though space, with no means of propulsion, or entertainment.. and an eternal lifespan.

I wish I could double my salary.

Lovebug

All yours, along with an appalling mortgage and several families to support.

I wish I could get things done.

Kazae

Congratulations, you've been transformed into Larry the Cable Guy!

I wish the dot-com boom had continued.
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Yes, I'm probably over-thinking.  Yes, I'm going to continue over-thinking.
There are enough people out there running on autopilot;someone has to make up for those lost synaptic cycles, and it may as well be me.

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NightBird

You got it! Except now EVERYBODY'S a millionaire, and inflation went out the roof.

I wish dogs could talk.

Lovebug

Granted, and now they all want to talk about their feelings. All the time.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Kalen

There are.  And now, you have to work for most of them.

I wish that my life was less complicated  :P

Krule

Granted, you are Dead, your life is now less complicated.

I wish I had more free time.

belsammael

Granted. You break your leg and are confined to bed for the next few weeks, with all the free time you want.

(I know someone who actually wished this and got this result a day later *g* )


I wish my weekend was less crowded with..busy stuff.

Kalen

*bam*  everyone you know won't talk to you anymore.. your time is free, to do... nothing?

I wish I could get paid for surfing the web.

Lirliel

Granted, but you only get to search for Granny Pron!

I wish I could go to a Galaxy Far Far Away
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Kalen

Granted.  But it's empty.  And you have no way back... which is a shame.    :'(

I wish the my boss knew how to tell time!

NightBird

And so he can! Sadly, he now knows to the second when all of his employees arrive, and starts tracking every trip away from the desk. Scheduling bathroom breaks becomes mandatory...


I wish somebody would catch Bush and Rice in a compromising position.

Methos

Granted but that compromising position is with North Korea.

I wish I was omnipotent.
"Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day."

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Kalen

You now are.  Now it's the rest of us I fear for.  Because with absolute power comes hot bitches, according to Leslie Nielson :P

I wish that my water was vodka.

Muff Diver

Granted but now you're forever stuck on the set of Red Dawn. Mwahahahaha!

I wish I was the first female President of the U.S.
My special kink list!

Servant Girl

Granted but your new ability means that you can never get any sleep again! 

I wish I never needed sleep.

Kalen

Granted.. as you're in a coma, you never sleep.  OR wake.

I wish that I had more than two posts to reply to this morning!

Captain Maltese

Congratulations, you got my 19 ones instead.


I wish I could write at four times my current speed.

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Kalen

Your wish is granted.  You now write 4 times faster, but with 8 times more errors, and a complete inability to edit them.

I wish I had more fresh ideas.

Captain Maltese

Your wish is granted. You get my continuous stream of ideas. Unfortunately, like me you can't shut them off and you can't stop starting new threads for them.

I wish i had a brand new computer.

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Sethite

Wish granted. But this computer have Windows Vista  ;)

I wish I had all James Bond movies.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Hunter

Wish granted.  However, they're all on Beta.   :o

I wish for a "life".

Kalen

Granted.  You take someone else's.  The police would like to speak with you.

I wish that I could circumvent my firewall.

WyldRanger

granted...now you're inundated with Trojan horses, worms and viruses

I wish I had an I-Pod