Perverted Wishes

Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

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Spirit_Wolf

granted- you own a very rare antique grand, that sits behind glass walled in the smithsonian ^.~

I wish that my word was law.
“That old black magic has me in its spell, That old black magic that you weave so well; Icy fingers up and down my spine, The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine”

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Cjac

Granted -- Your word is law.  Mine is Riches.  I believe we shall let Serenity Vixen have sexy...

I wish that everything came easily for me.
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind. -Bob Marley
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Spirit_Wolf

granted. Everything- including yourself- comes in under five minutes

I wish I didn't have my businesses to worry about and could just laze about my days doing nothing.
“That old black magic has me in its spell, That old black magic that you weave so well; Icy fingers up and down my spine, The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine”

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Cjac

Granted!  You are now bankrupt and destitute, living on the streets.

I wish the love of my life would come home to stay.
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind. -Bob Marley
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rainshadow

Granted! The love of your life was paralyzed in a terrible accident and can no longer work to support you.

I wish I could get free porn over cable.
"The ticket to the future is always open. What happens in the future is our own responsibility." - Rem, Trigun

"Nothing says 'I hate war' like a good explosion in a populated area." -rainshadow

belsammael

granted. but it's the kind of porn no one would watch, too hideous for words.. and it has quite an opposite effect. and is suddenly on every channel. and on your pc. and in your windows.

I wish I had a nifty nice mansion to live in.


Cjac

Granted == Unfortunately it's called Alcatraz.

I wish I had the enough money to move.
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind. -Bob Marley
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Avi

Granted, but you could only afford Bob and Billy's Movers, which turns out to be an elaborate home robbery scam.

I wish I had a cute date for Valentine's Day.
Your reality doesn't apply to me...

rainshadow

Granted! Your date, Richard Simmons, thinks he is cute.  ;D

I wish there was a movie theater in my town.
"The ticket to the future is always open. What happens in the future is our own responsibility." - Rem, Trigun

"Nothing says 'I hate war' like a good explosion in a populated area." -rainshadow

Greenthorn

Granted! But the only movie it plays is Pee Wee's Big Adventure and unfortunately for YOU, when you sat down, a mechanical seatbelt was engaged. Enjoy!

I wish I could teleport. ;D
 

Kalen

You can.  And are pressed into duty teleporting everyone.. everywhere..

I wish I could have the time to do the things I'd like to do.

Zaer Darkwail

Wish granted. You are arrested and suspected to be serial killer and by some missluck someone had succeed get your fingertips to serial killers signature weapon! You end up res tof your life into jail, waiting death row after 70 years. But now you got all time needed do whatever projects or things you want (in prison limits).

I wish I would had sexy, loyal and intresting girlfriend.......

Greenthorn

Granted! But unfortunately she's overly possessive and follows you everywhere, even into the bathroom.

I wish I had an endless supply of batteries!
 

rainshadow

Granted!

Unfortunately, your fairy god mother misunderstood your wish and you are now being "charged" with every unsolved assault and battery on record. Enjoy your prison time! Maybe you can teleport out of there and get escape from prison added to your record! ;D

I wish I were dead!

Let's see you pervert THAT one. ;D
"The ticket to the future is always open. What happens in the future is our own responsibility." - Rem, Trigun

"Nothing says 'I hate war' like a good explosion in a populated area." -rainshadow

Greenthorn

( you were so darn mean!! here ya go *evil grin*)

SO GRANTED! You are now a zombie, and a sex slave...to a woman...who has a medical condition..she grows teeth from her vagina...ENJOY! (anyone see the movie? *giggles*)

I wish every man in the world found me beautiful
 

rainshadow

That definitely would suck... I commend you! ;D

Granted! Unfortunately, every man is so enfatuated with you that they've begun killing each other in order to be the one that gets to be with you. The winner will be Charles Manson.  :'(

I wish all the evil people in the world would suddenly commit mass suicide and all the good folks could live out our lives in peace and harmony.
"The ticket to the future is always open. What happens in the future is our own responsibility." - Rem, Trigun

"Nothing says 'I hate war' like a good explosion in a populated area." -rainshadow

Greenthorn

Granted! But the body count was so large that all those good people spent the next twenty years trying to bury or burn them! And the SMELL *gag*

I wish I could wake up each morning happy, regardless of the previous day's events
 

rainshadow

Granted! You now have Alzheimer's.

I wish I could travel around the world.

"The ticket to the future is always open. What happens in the future is our own responsibility." - Rem, Trigun

"Nothing says 'I hate war' like a good explosion in a populated area." -rainshadow

Zaer Darkwail

Wish granted! Chuck Norris comes pay visit to you and with roundhouse kick to nuts he sends you fly trough the world under 10 seconds before you land (and sadly yes, still alive).

I wish I would be not alone when I start live retirement age (basically as old man)......

Greenthorn

Granted! You will not be alone! You will be surrounded by hamsters who have a knack for making their way into tight spots! Don't bend over! *rolls on the floor laughing* (I crack myself up! *grins*)

I wish I could live out all my sexual fantasies
 

Kalen

You are stranded on a desert island with a troupe of really bad mimes.. who all keep giving you imaginary flowers.  They are all willing to.. service you.

I wish I could finish my book and get it published.

Greenthorn

Well alrighty!  But unfortunately, nature throws the world a curve ball and covers the entire planet in snow and ice.  Your book was one of the first to be used as fuel for a fire.  (wow that's really kind of mean...sorry Kalen *giggles*)

I wish I could be a human lie detector!
 

Kalen

No problem!  You're like a reverse Pinnochio.. if someone else lies, your nose grows.  It soon gets very painful.

I wish that my friends didn't live so far away.

rainshadow

#473
Granted! All the world's houses have burned down everyone's going to be moved into the Orange Bowl in Miami.

EDIT: I wish I wouldn't forget to post my wishes.  ;)
"The ticket to the future is always open. What happens in the future is our own responsibility." - Rem, Trigun

"Nothing says 'I hate war' like a good explosion in a populated area." -rainshadow

Greenthorn

Quote from: rainshadow on March 11, 2008, 03:57:30 PM
Granted! All the world's houses have burned down everyone's going to be moved into the Orange Bowl in Miami.

EDIT: I wish I wouldn't forget to post my wishes.  ;)

*waits patiently for a wish*