Would you rather go to bed with....

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Captain Maltese

Um, I'd rather not fuck a zombie at all. Their breath stinks.

Police woman or fire man?

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Adammair

Quote from: Prefect Mos on May 31, 2011, 04:25:24 PM
Whore, knows what there doing.

Fast moving Zombie.. or Slow Moving Zombie.

Slow moving, so that once the longer-lasting love-making is done, I can get away before she eats my brains. Win-win! ;D

Quote from: Captain Maltese on May 31, 2011, 04:31:01 PM
Um, I'd rather not fuck a zombie at all. Their breath stinks.

Police woman or fire man?
Darn you for ninja'ing me on the post, Captain! ;)

Police woman!

Leelee Sobieski or Helen Hunt?

Mordred

Leelee Sobieski or Helen Hunt? (aren't they the same person?) :)

Ohhh, I'd have to say Helen Hunt.. I think she probably has a better sense of humor. I could be wrong, but just have this hunch.

Wood Nymph.. or Mermaid?
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Harley

I'd say the nymph.  So they don't smell fishy!

Jack Nicolson's Joker or Heath Ledger's Joker?   ;)

Prefect Mos

Jack Nickelson... only do to the much higher probability of surviving.. as far as fun.. and sexyness though.. ledger's........

Christina Ricci as Harley Quinn, or Christina Ricci as Poison Ivy.

Adammair

Quote from: Mordred on May 31, 2011, 05:34:27 PM
Leelee Sobieski or Helen Hunt? (aren't they the same person?) :)

Exactly what I was thinking, Mordred! ;D

Quote from: Prefect Mos on May 31, 2011, 05:43:58 PM
Christina Ricci as Harley Quinn, or Christina Ricci as Poison Ivy.

I'd go to bed with Christina Ricci as ANYONE!

Courtney Cox or (sober) Courtney Love?

Belle33

Neither - what dreadful options.  Courtney Cox is likely clean - so I'll go with her.

Ashton Kutcher or Charlie Sheen

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Prefect Mos

Kutcher, way less crazy....

As an aside.. people.. answer the damn question... if you dont have one... skip it... I know i messed up once asking for clarification.. but i didn't go on and post my own after!


Courtney Love and Andy Dick at the same time... or John Lovitiz

Adammair

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Hmmm...I'm torn! I do like the way Courtney Love looks when she's not high out of her mind, but with Andy Dick at the same time?? Don't like him! And John Lovitz...his snotty, sarcastic type of humor is likely just an act, so I'm going with him...and Courtney Love at the same time ;)

Norah Jones or Loreena McKennitt?

derek


Adammair

If it's young, Fleetwood Mac-era Stevie Nicks, and not 63-year-old (as of a few days ago) Stevie Nicks, then I'm going with her, any day!

Avril Lavigne or Ashlee Simpson?

derek

Avril Lavigne

Carmen Diaz or Jennifer Lopez

Adammair

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz or Jessica Simpson?

Mordred

Jessica Simpson

Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble?
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derek

Betty


Minnie Mouse or Daisy Duck? *eek*

blknwhite11

Daisy, she's quite a sassy female in cartoons I've seen.

Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam. ROFL


Adammair

roflmfao

I can't decide! Next person?

Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam?

derek

lol...pass ;)

Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam?

Belle33

Elmer Fudd, Yosemite doesn't seem to have bathed in years!  And Elmer's stutter might be useful in certain positions. 

Jessica Rabbit or Miss Piggy (Kermit's girl)

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Captain Maltese

Jessica Rabbit. Wohoo!

Wiley Coyote or Daffy Duck?

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Belle33

I'm gonna go with the coyote.  He's a creative chap - I can work with that.

Pepe Le Pew (the sexy skunk, I'm probably spelling that wrongly) or Speedy Gonzalez?

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Prefect Mos

Pepe Le Pew...

Your Identical twin , Or your Opposite Sex twin.

Adammair

Opposite Sex twin. Always wished I had a sister.

Continuing the incest theme:

Your mother or your father?

Harley

You've got to be kidding me?

Well...  Going to bed with my mom would be just gross, since I came out of her.   So if I had to choose, it would be my dad. 

I can't believe I just admitted that.   


A flatulent or someone with really bad breath?


derek

A flatulent  :o  lol....moving...

Perry Mason or Matt Dillon