The Best Answer to a Test Question EVER!!!

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Queen Be Damned Sheiba

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :


Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

Juicy


Alric Sanosake

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Sabby

Oh yeah, he gets an A+, and I got councseling -__-'

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Oniya

Quote from: Sabby on March 30, 2010, 03:09:18 AM
Oh yeah, he gets an A+, and I got councseling -__-'

Yeah, him and the guy who answered 'Why not?' to the philosophy exam question 'Why?'
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stormsfury

OMFG, that made me laugh so hard. Kudos to that student for coming up with an original answer to a question.

DarklingAlice

Quote from: Oniya on March 30, 2010, 07:39:19 AM
Yeah, him and the guy who answered 'Why not?' to the philosophy exam question 'Why?'

That one has always held a special place in my heart.
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WhiteyChan

Quote from: Oniya on March 30, 2010, 07:39:19 AM
Yeah, him and the guy who answered 'Why not?' to the philosophy exam question 'Why?'

Or the guy who put "This." as the answer to "What defines a risk?"

ReijiTabibito

I always knew that the mysteries of life could be solved by a chemist!


<-------- Was a Chemistry major in college.

Two Faced

Uhhh... this didn't really happen. It's an old joke, actually. :'D And it's still a good one, it's just not real.
A funny thing, the king who gets himself assassinated.

Will

Yes, very very funny.  I seem to hear it once a year or so.
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Dizzi

Reminds me of something that I out on a test.  not quite that detailed but yeah.

wuestion: What do audio engineers do after picture lock?
Right answer (which I didn't know at the time): Have a spotting session.
Answer I put and got full points for: They bitch and moan and drink about how the director didn't pay any attention to sound during shooting.

full points for it hell yeah!  With a teachers note saying: 'Well... I can't say you're wrong..."

Queen Be Damned Sheiba