Beer Puns To Rule the World!!

[TheGlyphstone]

The Drunk Poem:

Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the hell are you I think.
I'm not under what you call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm just a little slort of sheep,
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet,
But the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
So just give me one more fink to drill my cup,
'Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.

[despickable]

A poem of truth

It's beer that makes you thirsty
It's beer than makes you sore
It's beer that makes you buy a gun
to shoot the mother in law
It's beer that makes you load it
And let me tell you this
It's beer that makes you fire it
And It's beer that makes you miss