Corrupt a wish

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Anjelita

(oh man, those were my favourite feet!)

Granted, but now you are terribad at the game and quit playing to save your pride.

I wish I knew where the WiiU remote got off to.
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Walking through E with eyes wide shut...
There was beauty here, once.  But darkness has a fetish for consuming pretty things...

Hazel

Granted, but you find out it somehow is in the tv.

I wish it was warmer out.

Anjelita

Granted! But now its so warm your flesh is literally boiling.

I wish the litter box cleaned it's damn self -_-
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Walking through E with eyes wide shut...
There was beauty here, once.  But darkness has a fetish for consuming pretty things...

Hazel

Granted, now whenever the cat uses it, it magically teleports onto your bed, regardless of what it is.

I wish I had a poster to put on my wall.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  It's of Barney, the purple dinosaur.  And it is indestructible.

I wish I had tons of money!
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Anjelita

Granted. You know have millions...in monopoly money.

I wish I could freeze time.
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Walking through E with eyes wide shut...
There was beauty here, once.  But darkness has a fetish for consuming pretty things...

mr username

You can, but half the time you are the only one frozen.

I wish I was all knowing, but not a dick about it.

Snapespersephone

granted you are all knowing on the subject of garden gnomes now

I wish I had a new bed
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

mr username

Ok, but the bed is made for garden gnomes. Exactly 15 inches in length.

I wish I didn't know what Girl Code was.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  You learned Girl Code.  Being male, it overloaded your brain and set you into total mental shutdown.

I wish things were simple.
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mr username

Granted, everything becomes simple even basic building blocks of atoms. Atoms can not longer be formed or remain in existence.

I wish we had holodecks like on startrek.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  But they malfunction all the time, and the characters become real and try to kill you.

I wish I was smarter.
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TheHangedOne

Done and done. Your entire world is going to change, and not for the better. Prepare to be misunderstood by your friends, family, peers, and  to be isolated by your intellect.

I wish for a sexy curvy female nurse to take care of all of my needs.  XD
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Daoine Sidhe

*shrug*  Better than the alternative.

Granted.  You get that nurse.  However, she has an assistant to most of the work: a non-gendered alien that doesn't understand human anatomy at all.  Good luck!

I wish for a good pillow.
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Prefect Mos

My Belly makes a pretty damn good pillow, problem is I snore like a hibernating bear in heat.

I Wish I was more motivated.

Daoine Sidhe

Snoring can be ignored.  I sleep like a log.

Granted!  You are more motivated.  But only slightly.

I wish I could finish writing my story.
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Prefect Mos

Granted! You just write the end leaving it alone from that point on.

I wish I has some some for whirled peas.

Daoine Sidhe

Woo!

Granted.  You have some some.  Whatever that is.

I wish I knew how to dance.
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TheHangedOne

You know how to dance! You still can't actually dance, though. No practical skill, just raw knowledge.

Hmm. I wish for... chocolate.
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"In the ocean of knowledge, only those who want to learn will see the land."
"Before you roar, please take a deep breath."
Check out my poet tree!

Prefect Mos

POOF!


Now Daoine Sidhe knows how to dance, sadly its twerking.

The Hanged man, You has some chocolate a few molecules on your touge, not enough to even taste, but you has it.

Nameless One

Quote from: Prefect Mos on November 06, 2013, 10:34:21 PM
(cut) I wish I has some some for whirled peas.

Do you mean the band? Now you have them! Playing their loud surf songs in you house 24/7, especially at night when you desperately want to sleep.

I wish I could go back in time, change my career choices and become a doctor.
It is "Torment". It is that which draws all tormented souls to you. The flesh knows it suffers, even when the mind has forgotten. And so you wear the rune always.

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mr username

Granted. You become a doctor but in the process you grow cynical and hate humanity. Also you never pay off your loans.

I wish to engage in combat juggling.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  However, the genie misunderstood and granted you the ability to juggle soft, non-harmful cotton balls in the midst of combat.  Turns out, it's the single least effective means of defending yourself.

I wish I didn't snore.
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Immortal

Granted, but you sing instead.

I wish I could stop being so lazy.

Madame Professor

Granted! Now, you can't stop. You have to keep moving. Forever.

I wish I could draw.
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Procaffeinating: (verb) The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.
Perkatory: (noun) The anguished, prolonged period spent waiting for a fresh pot of coffee to be ready.