Perverb Parodies

Started by Oreo, January 13, 2016, 05:56:21 PM

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Oreo



What perverb can you create?

This one has been twisted in my mind since I was a kid. I always got it mixed up with the proper one.

Nature is the mother of invention.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

AmberStarfire

You cannot wake a person who is pretending to be asleep, so let sleeping dogs lie.


Beguile's Mistress

My silver lining almost always has a cloud.

Oreo

I don't give a hill of beans for all the tea in China.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Oreo

Tossing a grain of salt over ones shoulder might hit an early bird in the eye.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Yukina

When life gives you lemons, discard them and ask why it didn't give you better fruit.


Oreo

OhMahGerd, after that I have to quote BeMi's custom title:

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

AmberStarfire

If you don't know where you're going, tell me; I forget.

Where there is love, turn your face to the sun.



RampantDesires

Too many cooks spoil the cake you can't have.

They say best men are moulded out of faults, and, for the most part, become much more the better for being a little bad...
Absences 11/10 ≈ BlindfoldsRequests ≈  On's and Offs
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Chi

Turn the other cheek, then fart really loudly
~~~ Language is my canvas, and words are my palette. Wanna finger paint?  ~~~

Oreo

Looking a gift horse in the mouth may result in getting the hand that does the feeding bit.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Rhedyn

Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fake.

Chi

If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, beware of lots of bullsquat
~~~ Language is my canvas, and words are my palette. Wanna finger paint?  ~~~

RampantDesires

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

They say best men are moulded out of faults, and, for the most part, become much more the better for being a little bad...
Absences 11/10 ≈ BlindfoldsRequests ≈  On's and Offs
<THIS SPACE PRETTIFIED SOON>
Tentatively Open to a few more 1v1's but also come write with me in Grey Matters--->

Deamonbane

If life hands you lemons, you'd better have some sugar and water, else your lemonade is gonna suck.
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

HannibalBarca

#15
Haste makes good things come to he who hesitates like the present.

(So many conflicting proverbs about doing things now and being patient!)

Two heads are better than the other side of the hill...but you can't get the early bird to drink.

A stitch in time saves your balls hanging out of your pants.

Necessity is the mother of some dumb bastard.

If you want something done right, discretion is the better part of another man's treasure.

All good things must bite the hand that's mightier than the sword.

Fortune favors the people who live in glass houses.
“Those who lack drama in their
lives strive to invent it.”   ― Terry Masters
"It is only when we place hurdles too high to jump
before our characters, that they learn how to fly."  --  Me
Owed/current posts
Sigs by Ritsu

MelisaArtemis

Why finish it now if you can just finish it tommorrow instead?

There is limit to brilliance, but there is no limit to stupidity

HannibalBarca

Do unto others, as all's fair in love and war.
“Those who lack drama in their
lives strive to invent it.”   ― Terry Masters
"It is only when we place hurdles too high to jump
before our characters, that they learn how to fly."  --  Me
Owed/current posts
Sigs by Ritsu

Miscellany

Time only makes old wounds hurt more.

You see there's no real ending , this is only the beginning. Come Out And Play.

RampantDesires

When the going gets tough do as the Romans do.

They say best men are moulded out of faults, and, for the most part, become much more the better for being a little bad...
Absences 11/10 ≈ BlindfoldsRequests ≈  On's and Offs
<THIS SPACE PRETTIFIED SOON>
Tentatively Open to a few more 1v1's but also come write with me in Grey Matters--->

HannibalBarca

#20
(Would that be conquer everyone, then have a massive orgy afterwards?)

If life gives you lemons, punch it in the dick until it surrenders.
“Those who lack drama in their
lives strive to invent it.”   ― Terry Masters
"It is only when we place hurdles too high to jump
before our characters, that they learn how to fly."  --  Me
Owed/current posts
Sigs by Ritsu

Miscellany

Let the chips fall where they can easily be cleaned up.

You see there's no real ending , this is only the beginning. Come Out And Play.

HannibalBarca

Too many cooks fuck things up like nobody's business.
“Those who lack drama in their
lives strive to invent it.”   ― Terry Masters
"It is only when we place hurdles too high to jump
before our characters, that they learn how to fly."  --  Me
Owed/current posts
Sigs by Ritsu

Miscellany

A problem shared, is a problem that annoys more than one person.

You see there's no real ending , this is only the beginning. Come Out And Play.

RampantDesires

Two heads are better than one, but only as strong as the weakest link.

They say best men are moulded out of faults, and, for the most part, become much more the better for being a little bad...
Absences 11/10 ≈ BlindfoldsRequests ≈  On's and Offs
<THIS SPACE PRETTIFIED SOON>
Tentatively Open to a few more 1v1's but also come write with me in Grey Matters--->