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Started by Tise, October 14, 2013, 07:26:24 PM

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Rex33

Are you lost ma'am? Because you're along way from heaven.
The Return: I'm trying to make a return to this wonderful website. I have fond memories of it, only outside conflicts made me put my interactions with all the amazing people here on hold. Now, I think I can be back on for awhile.

I'm all for the ons and offs pages, but I think I would liketo interact with people for a longer time rather then just a quick look at their page.

Jazra

Cute basketball! It'd look cuter on my bedroom floor.
Ons & Offs
Absences

Boy, “If I and a slice of pizza fall in the water, which do you save?

Girl, wipes grease off her chin, “Why'd you let my pizza fall in the water?”

Rolo

Do you know the difference between sex and a sandwich?  No?  Wanna go have a sandwich?

Seduction is merely hypnosis with desire!

-KAI-

Dirty old man in training!
Sneaky Little Bastard!

jessie123

Quote from: Tise on October 16, 2013, 07:47:12 PM
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Best response to that "are you implying im satan?"

My favorite is "are you a deku nut? Because youre stunning"

Jazra

Speaking of Satan, he must really hate you for being hotter than hell.
Ons & Offs
Absences

Boy, “If I and a slice of pizza fall in the water, which do you save?

Girl, wipes grease off her chin, “Why'd you let my pizza fall in the water?”

jessie123


JarsofPickles

Was your ass forged by Sauron? Cuz it is precious.
<3

AmberStarfire

I don't need your sword, bow or axe. I just need your phone number.


Tristian Pontis

another lame one-
Do you know what this shirt is made of.... boyfriend material.

Shadowclaw

#59
This is THE best pick up line I've ever heard, and its from How I Met Your Mother:

Guy: Has anyone ever told you... *looks shocked* Oh my God!

Girl: What?

Guy: *panics looking around for help* Oh! Call an ambulance!

Girl: What's going on?

Guy: Shhh! Try not to speak. *brings a chair towards the girl* Here, sit down. Just don't talk. Don't talk.

*girl sits down*

Waitress: Is she okay?

Guy: *to the waitress* I'm serious! Just call 911!

Girl: What's wrong? What's the matter?

Guy: Shhh! Shhh! Just don't move.... Don't move. Just try.... Here, have some water. Water!

The waitress hands him glass of water.

Guy: Drink this. *gives the girl the glass of water and inspects the girl's eyes with a small flashlight*

*The paramedics come.*

Guy: *to the paramedics* Well, thank God you're here!

Girl: What's going on?! *while being inspected by the paramedics*

Guy: I think there might be some internal bleeding, probably some fractures. We gotta get her to the hospital.

Girl: What are you talking about?

Guy: You've had a terrible fall.

Girl: No, I haven't.

Guy: Really? 'Cause I could swear you fell straight out of heaven, Angel.

LeftGarrow

"If I asked you to sleep with me would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Getting laid via paradox!  XD

Anesa

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

MikeandIke

My all-time favorite:

(Say it out loud)

If I were a gardener, I would put your tulips and my tulips together
Ons and Offs & The Seven Sins of Role Playing (Updated 1/14/14)

KCCO Chivers ;)

Cynnamun

ayo babe, you from iraq?
cus i think you should baghdad ass up

cptBacon

A super detailed introduction to me:
O/O

My current stories:
The Art of Seduction | Grey Skies
Along for the Ride | She Let Herself Go

Cynnamun

ay gurl are u a beaver?
cuz dam

MrNaros

Hey baby I've got my "sights" on you...