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Started by Vekseid, October 24, 2007, 12:19:39 PM

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Vekseid

straight guys only no gay stuff

Quote59 yo retired male looking for a discreet bud to meet regularly for JO only. straight guys only no gay stuff. hairy a plus on stomach and chest but please be clean shaven down there. The twist is that I want a bud who can come live with me during storm season so we can go outside and JO during a tornado. My ultimate fantasy is to have us tied with leather belts to pipes like Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton at the end of the movie Twister and have our feet being sucked up into the vortex and while we are doing that we can JO (poss. handjob exchange) to climax into the vortex. Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt so I would be Ok with just JO looking at a tornado. Lets meet up and find out if you are the regular JO bud I need for the job.

no reply without face + dick pics. are you man enough

Bliss

Oh good god I have laughed so hard I think I died and came back to life through the healing power of laughter, which we all know is the best medicine.
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Swedish Steel

"Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same."

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Cherri Tart

*falls out of chair, crawls back to chair, falls out again, lays there helplessly giggling* 
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Swedish Steel

"Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same."

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Bliss

O/O ~ Wiki ~ A/A ~ Discord: Bliss#0337
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Vekseid


Cherri Tart

*nods*  "'m not gay, but my boy friend is"sort of thing :D
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Bliss

*resisting urge now to go wander through the local craigslist personals....*
O/O ~ Wiki ~ A/A ~ Discord: Bliss#0337
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Archangel

Well, for the record, I am manly, but apparently not that manly....
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you...

Swedish Steel

Hehehehe...why do these silly images of one man tied to pipes, the other hanging on to the first one's willy for dear life to avoid being sucked into the vortex keep popping into my mind? It just seems funny to me. :)
"Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same."

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Bliss

O/O ~ Wiki ~ A/A ~ Discord: Bliss#0337
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Cherri Tart

*grins*  for the record, i'm more manly then Angel *giggles and falls off chair again*
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Archangel

Why you little.... *tickles CT till she pee's a little*



I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you...

SlvKitty

*giggles insanely, barely keeping a purr* Your kidding me right? This was a personal? Where? *falls laughing*
My freedom, my heart, belongs to one...
The most precious gift is that which is given, not taken.
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Bliss

Houston area Craistlist site, if you look at the link.

(And there's a NAKED PIC of the guy. And also one of a tornado. I just about died.)
O/O ~ Wiki ~ A/A ~ Discord: Bliss#0337
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Cherri Tart

squeeeeeeeeee!  *runs out of room blushing*
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

SlvKitty

Oh my... *ROFLMAO* ok.. that's Unusual... I mean to each his own, but jeez... somethings I guess... Jeez... sorry guys... *giggling and laughing hard*
My freedom, my heart, belongs to one...
The most precious gift is that which is given, not taken.
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Bliss

And you know, it wouldn't really be HALF so funny were it not for "straight guys only no gay stuff."
O/O ~ Wiki ~ A/A ~ Discord: Bliss#0337
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Cherri Tart

aren't there actually clubs centered around straight guys masuterbating together?  and am i the only one who thinks it's kind of sexy? *shy smile*
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Archangel

I'm hoping you're the only one who thinks it's sexy...
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you...

Cherri Tart

i mean, if they were all hot straight men... *blushes and runs from room - again, thank you very much*
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Archangel

Well, apparenlty you'd have to check the classified to find something like that Cherri, in the "men seeking not gay men" section...  :D
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you...

Bliss

O/O ~ Wiki ~ A/A ~ Discord: Bliss#0337
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Cherri Tart

lol - going to put my own ad in - looking for other women to form mutual masturabation group - straight girls only, no lesbo stuff! *grins*
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored