Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st

[Lazaria]

-39

You were right all along, Derwaysh... this is no ordinary corner. 'Tis my super bunker where I keep MechaLazaria! ~Puts on the mecha suit and takes over the Bedroom store once more~

~Snuggles with the gorgeous SheWolf~ We be kick arse, missy! ;D

[Cryptic]

-40

Aw, careful with that silver tongue of yours Derwaysh.

[Bedroom Lazarus]

-39

I should just give up now...shouldn't I?

[Derwaysh]

I will try to keep that in mind, m'lady CrypticSayings. : )

-38

[Shewolf]

*Glares at any arse that needs kicking*

-39

[Bedroom Lazarus]

-38

Bobs and weaves as he sees that look in Shewolf's eye, charging in with a battle cry, time to test out all those combat skills he learned in seminary school.

[Lazaria]

-39

Indeed, Mr. Lazarus. Now if you'll excuse me I'll greet our staff once more after your useless three-minute long mutiny.

[Derwaysh]

-38

[Cryptic]

::Watches the priest get his rear kicked.::

-39

Be sure you do, wouldn't want anyone to kidnap you.  >:)

[Shewolf]

Bobs and weaves as he sees that look in Shewolf's eye, charging in with a battle cry, time to test out all those combat skills he learned in seminary school.

*Shewolf takes a step to the side while he crashes into the wall... posting the next number*

-40

Indeed, Mr. Lazarus. Now if you'll excuse me I'll greet our staff once more after your useless three-minute long mutiny.

;D

[Bedroom Lazarus]

-39

*finds himself slightly lacking in the close combat field.  Also his face seems oddly flater.  Turns around and blasts her with holy water....so she will...be holier....wait wait..once again he accomplishes little.  Maybe he could give her a really nasty papercut with his pocket bible...that would work best.

[Derwaysh]

-38

Kidnapping you say, m'lady CrypticSayings. My, I highly doubt anybody would cover my ransom. Will you be kind and sweet at the very least if said kidnapping was carried out?

[Lazaria]

-39

"Everything 85% off in the bedroom store! New 'reclaim-store' sale!" ;D

[Bedroom Lazarus]

-38

Purchases the store at 85% off, what a bargain!

[Shewolf]

*finds himself slightly lacking in the close combat field.  Also his face seems oddly flater.  Turns around and blasts her with holy water....so she will...be holier....wait wait..once again he accomplishes little.  Maybe he could give her a really nasty papercut with his pocket bible...that would work best.

(LMAO)

-39

[Lazaria]

-38

Readies another invasion now that she's lost the store in a 85% off sale.

What can I say? I love mounting invasions. ::)

[Bedroom Lazarus]

-38

Despite the fact that for a moment Lazaria switched genders, I will correct this.  Benevolent is the priest who owns the bedroom store.

[Shewolf]

-39

But he who performs poor customer service will be punished!

[Lazaria]

-40

Apparently too many invasions are bad for you. No more mounting for me! :o ;D

[Peccavi]

Sneaks in, looping her arms around Lazaria, she dips the lovely lady backwards to steal a kiss before setting her right and running away!

-41!

[Shewolf]

-42

[Crimzon Dragon]

-41

[Derwaysh]

-40

[Bedroom Lazarus]

-39

[Lazaria]

-40

Is kissed by the gorgeous Pec before she even had the chance to give up on war!

My faith's rekindled! I'm the lady of Peccavi now. More attacks on the Bedroom store! ;D