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Offline CassieBear

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5900 on: June 18, 2018, 03:03:41 PM »
Granted. You now have a pet cat that acts like you don't exist.

I wish the humidity would go away.

Offline Anouk Daae

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5901 on: June 20, 2018, 09:22:11 AM »
Granted, but now there's the worst drought in history and water bills have soared inexplicably.
No one's bathing. Animals are dying.

I wish for a milkshake.

Offline Xanthe altheia

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5902 on: June 20, 2018, 01:18:26 PM »
But the power is off and the milk has turned.

I long for cool swim in the lake.

Offline Scribbles

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5903 on: June 21, 2018, 08:55:23 AM »
Granted, but you dared to foul a milkshake and so the milkshake gods punish you by turning the water thick and brown!

I wish for a cool, cloudy, day!

Online Kit Cat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5904 on: June 21, 2018, 12:29:39 PM »
Granted, though the cloud has drifted so low around you it has formed your own personalised fog bank that surrounds you wherever you will go, all day!

I wish for a fish

Offline Merry Gentry

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5905 on: June 21, 2018, 08:24:23 PM »
Granted, but it has been sitting in the sunshine and is quite the smelly treat!

I wish for a pedicure

Online Kit Cat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5906 on: June 22, 2018, 06:56:25 AM »
Granted, but the file leaves your nails as sharp as talons, meaning any stockings or hose you wear are instantly ruined whenever you try to put them on!

I wish for a bottle of rum

Offline Merry Gentry

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5907 on: June 22, 2018, 07:42:55 PM »
Granted, but I accidentally drank it all before handing it over.. the rum bottle is currently empty.

I wish for a sunny day at the beach

Online Kit Cat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5908 on: June 22, 2018, 08:35:53 PM »
Granted, but it's a pebble beach and it's 108 degrees without any shade and you are barefoot!

I wish for a quiet place to relax

Offline Merry Gentry

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5909 on: June 22, 2018, 08:44:42 PM »
Granted, but apparently it's so quiet as you have lost your hearing and know have no way of communicating with people.

I wish for some M&M's

Online Kit Cat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5910 on: Yesterday at 06:25:08 AM »
Granted, but as the genie never heard of the chocolate, she assumes you mean mix and match and decides to change your clothes so you are wearing a tie-dye bikini, with aqua hair and army boots.

I wish I could think today

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5911 on: Yesterday at 06:33:21 AM »
But only with cringe pop songs stuck in your mind.

I wish I could get to travel the world

Online Kit Cat

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« Reply #5912 on: Yesterday at 06:37:57 AM »
You get to travel in a plane with unlimited fuel, which never lands; thus you can only experience the globe through a small window.

I wish I could visit the stars

Online PixelDust

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« Reply #5913 on: Yesterday at 11:39:38 PM »
And so Kit Cat did have their wish granted, visiting the stars.. via a large canon into orbit. 

I wish for a wonderfully delicious cupcake.

Online Kit Cat

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« Reply #5914 on: Today at 12:14:13 AM »
And a cupcake appears...made of 101 various bra cups, none of which are edible...but at least they are lacy!

I wish for an Aston Martin

Online PixelDust

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« Reply #5915 on: Today at 12:18:47 AM »
And so you shall have a James Bond-mobile.  With one unmarked  little red button on the console.  And one day you will press that button out of curiosity.  And you’ll be ejected into a random volcano.

I wish for a big trampoline!

Online Kit Cat

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« Reply #5916 on: Today at 03:52:43 AM »
And you are granted the biggest trampoline in the world, but the elastic has gone rotten and provides more sag than bounce, leaving you with basically, a large frame.

I wish for a chocolate orange

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5917 on: Today at 06:41:46 AM »
You get a chocolate orange! At first glance, it seems like a perfectly ordinary one. Then you bite into it, and realize that at some point, the fat content of the chocolate has gone entirely rancid.

I wish for no more.

Online Kit Cat

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« Reply #5918 on: Today at 08:19:41 AM »
Your wish has you forever shrouded in a colourless void, where all the senses are sucked dry so you exist without experience, forever.

I wish to go back in time

Online PixelDust

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5919 on: Today at 03:31:43 PM »
And so you do, to the moment you were born and so live out your life the exact same way.  And also your nose grew weird this time.

I wish for a fancy bulldog named "Sir Farts-not-much".

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5920 on: Today at 04:14:20 PM »
Hardly a corruption.  >:)

You get a dog, precisely named and responding only to that name. They, unfortunately, don't live up to the expectation their name places upon them.

I wish people were less easily disturbed.

Online PixelDust

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« Reply #5921 on: Today at 04:16:50 PM »
And so it came to pass that everyone was so hard to disturb that they rarely paid any attention to each other at all, becoming hermits and halting the progression of the human race for all time.

That got dark.. I apologize.

I wish for the world’s biggest Reese’s cup!!

Online Kit Cat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5922 on: Today at 04:38:11 PM »
And so you are granted a cup the size of America, but the inside has turned and become rancid and white

I wish for another weekend

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5923 on: Today at 05:11:02 PM »
Don't fret, Pixel. It was supposed to get dark.  >:)

You get another weekend. It's the exact same weekend, in fact. And then you get it again... and again, and again, and-- have you seen the movie Groundhog's Day? It's that.

I wish for a body that works properly.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5924 on: Today at 05:14:03 PM »
And so you are granted the most athletic and perfectly made body ever in existence, at the cost of losing your sanity so you are never able to appreciate it

I wish for the perfect moment