Wish granting gone wrong!

[Pandamonium]

GRANTED!!

The woman come and swarm you, next day the doctor diagnoses you with AIDS sorry...you die from STDs :\

I wish I was in an anime! O__O

[Kiric Rand]

Granted, and you are immediately stomped by a mecha

I wish i had a beer

[Pandamonium]

Granted.

You get handed a Bud Light. Captain Morgan comes in and stabs you for betraying his brand

[Pandamonium]

I wish I had a Katana :D

[Kiric Rand]

granted

the sword of your choice materalizes..... impales through your lung

[abandoneddolly]

I wish I hadsomeone to play with?

[Monseiur]

Granted, but that someone turns out to be me, and I have a tendency to play pretty rough.

I wish I had an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

[abandoneddolly]

(lol Ive been weirdly portal obssesd today so your wish is awsome)

granted but you have to put up with a homicidal computer that puts you through a series of test, and pays people in cake.

I wish someone else would babysit?

[Kiric Rand]

granted

someone large sits on the baby

I wish i were firday

[Monseiur]

(Portal itself is pretty awesome.)

Granted, but friday suddenly became the day Jason Voorhes visits your house.

I wish I never knew what the soggy biscuit game was.

[Kiric Rand]

At least I would die happy (sorry, Jason is my favorite horror character)

Granted, but you also forget everything you learned after that.

I wish i had my own tamed dragon

[abandoneddolly]

granted, but it sneezes ebgulfing you and your loved ones in flames

I wish I had new roomates

[Monseiur]

Granted, but your new roommates are WoW freaks. Trust me, not a roommate you would want to have.

I wish for Ultimate Virility^tm!

[Sophyta]

Granted.  Instead of all the hot ladies wanting you and such, you only attract guys who love your ass. (No offence)

I wish for pudding.

[abandoneddolly]

granted pudding rains from the sky until your drowwnded in it

I wish for something bad to happen?

[Sophyta]

Granted...

There are three massive earthquakes all around the world in different parts, killing thousands of ppl.  Two huge rouge Tsunmi's hit (somewhere you don't like), washing all the dead from the earthquakes into the sea.  The sharks are now happy that they can get their revenge from stupid over fishing.  Two metors hit (somewhere you like), causing a huge nuclear winter....

(Did not mean to go overboard)

I wish for a liger

[Synecdoche17]

I wish for a liger

The liger is very hungry. Oops.


I wish for rough, kinky sex with a pair of beautiful people!

[Sophyta]

Granted.

The two people (whichever you prefer), jerk off and wait for you to masterbate.

I wish for something fun.

[Maetrix]

I wish the previous post had made a wish to answer...

[Creshnagarine]

Granted,


Sophyta's secret unheard wish was that the next poster would wish for her to have made a wish for them to answer.




I wish I could be the new James Bond.

[Sophyta]

Granted...

You appear in two movies, you are a big success.  You are in the middle of your next film and your suddenly have an accident.  You can several of your co-workers are found dead.  The police are wondering and they are talking to your roommate (or other in your life).

I wish for a new puppy.

[abandoneddolly]

granted, its a wolf puppy and it eats you

I wish for quite

[Sophyta]

Granted...

You get quite for about 5 mins. Blaring noise is heard outside of where you are at.  You try headphones without music but its no use.

I wish for an ice cream shop.

[Kiric Rand]

Granted.

You open your ice cream shop, but unfortinally, you can only get one flavor in .... pistachio

I wish I could stop time

[ArtemisHighmore]

Granted

Time stops, causing everything to fly forward from the sudden stopping of the earth's rotation.

I wish for a kiss.