Bad Advice

Started by Auron, July 25, 2012, 06:05:34 PM

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gaggedLouise

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Go to the Avengers movie armed with a gun and a Catwoman dark latex suit... (couldn't resist)

People think I have a grandiose self-image, which is wrong.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Auron

(you just want to see the leather suit :P)

Have you legions of men bow down at your feet and tell you otherwise.

My knife is dull.

gaggedLouise

Quote from: Auron on July 26, 2012, 07:24:55 PM
(you just want to see the leather suit :P)

Have you legions of men bow down at your feet and tell you otherwise.

My knife is dull.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/socal_photography/2709288019/#

Grind it on someone's nipple (or is that good advice? with some people here?)

You can't buy slaves these days.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Auron

You have to kidnap them yourself.

I want peanut butter.

gaggedLouise

Ask Jimmy Carter if he's got any left over.

"There's a lot of crazy indians in here and I can't hear myself think" (quote from a short story I read at school; the line was spoken during a long-distance call by a man in his crowded apartment, to his girlfriend. The strange turn of phrase stuck with me)

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

EternalChameleon

Shoot them all, and then continue your phone call while you clean up the blood.

My tummy hurts.

DeadCell

Drink some Ipecac

I am almost out of tea and milk D:

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EternalChameleon

Drink water.

My cigarettes keep dwindling in quantity, one after the other.

DeadCell

Perhaps you should, give up? [Good advice I know, but to a smoker this has got to be bad advice for a smoker?]

It's is very hot D:

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EternalChameleon

(ha ha, ya.)

Stand int he freezer section of the nearest grocery.

I need more tea...

DeadCell

Drink Coffee *sips his Tim Hortons in the UK* :D

I am going to run out of Tim Hortons D:

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EternalChameleon

Buy more next time.

I think I ate too much...

Phoenixrisen

It's alright, just stick your finger down your throat.

I have no more ice cream.
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Mordred

It's time to switch to jello. *slides her a heaping bowl of indigo wobbliness*

I need to get drunk.
*See Pillory*

Phoenixrisen

Here, have some Isopropyl.

I'm frustrated and I don't know why.
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DeadCell

Go and watch The O'reilly Factor

I need to shower

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EternalChameleon

*unzips his pants* Stand still...

I think I am getting sick, and need to vomit.

DeamonAndae19

Here, put this Motorcycle helmet on, Visor's a bit jammed.

I'm a touch murderous right now.

EternalChameleon

Here, I don't need this anymore, use all the bullets and you will feel better.  *Hands him an M1911*

I think I have food poisoning.

Phoenixrisen

Drink some booze and no water, it might kill whatever is bothering your stomach.

I'm feeling frisky.
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EternalChameleon

Go play with fire.

I have to get off E to go to bed and rest from my food poisoning.  :(

Phoenixrisen

Take the computer to bed with you. (Though if it's a laptop, that might be good advice...)

I see to be a cat magnet.
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DeamonAndae19

Here, have some catnip

I'm being tortured by my two year old daughter.

EternalChameleon

Hand her some matches and tell her to go play.

I have to poop

DeamonAndae19

(LOL!! I'm actually crying with laughter at that one, didn't expect it at all.)

I honestly can't answer that in a non-adult way right not, so... Uhm, take a Laxative?

I need a smoke.