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Started by FierceChaos, July 15, 2014, 03:54:58 PM

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Dys Astyr

The mongooses overpowered the sleeping Fredusa and carried him off to their queen
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Beguile's Mistress

who took one look and cried, "What am I going to do with this?"

Dys Astyr

The mongooses where very upset that their tribute was not well received and spent nine days and nine nights in mourning
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Beguile's Mistress

The queen, totally frustrated with the mourning mongooses, had a royal fit because no work was getting done.  She tossed the tribute into a cell and...

Belle33

Ordered the mongooses to get back to the work of planning the large celebration honoring...

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TheWhiteEmperor

their almighty overlord Freddie Prinze Jr. ...
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FierceChaos

who just happened to show up, right as Fredusa was escaping his cell.

Dys Astyr

As they attempted to pass each other in the hall, they ended up doing that awkward dance that so often happens in these situations
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Boatman

Freddie PJ, glanced disdainfully at the commoner blocking his path and was immediately turned to diamond from his feet up, his last thought being how sparkly he looked*.


*Footnote: Medusa had always been jealous of her brother's superior wealth creating powers.
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Dys Astyr

Fredusa admired the glistening gem for a moment before continuing to make his escape, his stomach and his mohawk both growling hungrily. No revenge can be undertaken on an empty stomach so he decided to stop for pancakes.
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Boatman

So he went looking for a blind pancake maker. But everyone he asked refused to answer, or even move. That was until a voice boomed out.
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Dys Astyr

"ALL CHILDREN OUT OF THE POOL!"
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Boatman

Which were the code words chosen by Curly, the leader of the mutant hedgehogs, to signal the commencement of the operation.
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Dys Astyr

On que the mutant hedgehog guerrilla army moved in a hedge of insane proportions, effectively sealing off the mongoose hide out, for the mongoose and the mutant hedgehog are age old rivals.
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Boatman

But then, the mongoose spies disguised as hedgehogs discarded their deformed spines and let out a complex series of grunts to alert the camp guards. At which point the relatively giant Fredusa stepped out between the animal armies and shouted, "Whatever you do don't look at me, but can anyone make pancakes - preferably chocolate and banana?"
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Vill

Until that moment, a small marsupial soldier had been obedient and quiet: ready to die, while trying to buy time for the cause he represented.

But, pancakes....

....pancakes.

"rrrRRRRAAAWWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAAA." His tiny voice grew in crescendo from timid to intimidating as it traversed the spectrum eight octaves lower. Lightening struck and rain clawed down from the night sky as hell on Earth unleashed itself at the will of an animal who had held pancakes as a mortal enemy. 

TheWhiteEmperor

...even the Gods felt threatened by this creature and made it rain vehicular-sized concrete pancakes, turning the animal into a crimson-stained... pancake.
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Dys Astyr

The unnatural rain was devastating. Lives were lost, crops ruined, small town leveled. The sheer horror put many people off pancakes for years.
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Boatman

But then a creature dressed in white, pretending to be a man, preached the Word ... Doughnut which some heard as Donut and hope was restored.
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Dys Astyr

Every time the Word was spoken a sublime smell seemed to surround true believers. No one was able to describe it, only that it was delicious and made their mouths water. Non believers quickly became jealous of this and started to indiscriminately throw vegetables at them.
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Boatman

It was then that the miracle occurred. One night three wise old crones were playing strip Tarrot when one decided to cheat by pointing to the sky and calling out, "Hoy look at that star up there." Unfortunately, at that moment Fredusa came by on his bicycle and all three saw him instead. By the next night, expeditions were setting out to follow the star being pointed to by three sparkling diamond statues. And they found a baby donut wrapped in swaddling crinkly paper.
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Dys Astyr

The baby donut had bubblegum pink skin and three eyes that never looked in the same direction. It smelled faintly of lemons and filled everyone with sugar sweet feelings.
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Boatman

Soon a band of followers gathered and built a palace where the Donut of all donuts could be kept and nurtured with maple syrup and cocoa powder. When, one day a passing anosmia sufferer followed her large nose to the Donut, the followers realised their aromatic leader had special curative powers and decided to charge the elephant loads of suffers who subsequently visited their weight in chocolate as an entry fee. Soon this new movement had gathered virtually all of the chocolate supplies in the world and the Ruler of the Great Empire decided enough was enough (or too little wasn't sufficient... or something like that).
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FierceChaos

So the ruler of the great empire sent assassins to kill off the great prophet donut.

TheWhiteEmperor

...but, to the bloodthirsty assassins' dismay, a wild Snorlax had happened upon them first. Snorlax was always hungry. Too bad he knew not that the Donut Kingdom were of sentient pastries.. Their raspberry jam blood tasted sooooo good.
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