Breakup with the person above you!

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Love And Submission

Bitch , Please. You must have a mental disease thinking we're still dating.


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Deamonbane

The mask is a deal breaker. Every time we have sex, he has to have the mask on... it's over, have a good life...
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Jazra

"I see how you always stare moodily to your right, leering at my sister's photo. Next time you want to see panties hit the floor go call her, because I am so out of here."
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IzabellaJ

It's always the piano this and the piano that. Your fingers grace those keys more than they grace my body, so it is time for me to bid you fair adieu.
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Jazra

Quote from: IzabellaJ on January 01, 2014, 10:26:26 PM
It's always the piano this and the piano that. Your fingers grace those keys more than they grace my body, so it is time for me to bid you fair adieu.

So close to how someone did break up with me, so umm, yeah. We're done.
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Boy, “If I and a slice of pizza fall in the water, which do you save?

Girl, wipes grease off her chin, “Why'd you let my pizza fall in the water?”

IzabellaJ

Ironically I actually LOVE piano music. That and a violin will make me swoon for any man or woman.
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ChicagoOkie

You had to climb his mast didn't you? You promised me you wouldn't, and here you are doing it again. I just can't take it anymore. I'm leaving you. :'(
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Quote from: IzabellaJ on January 01, 2014, 10:32:53 PM
Ironically I actually LOVE piano music. That and a violin will make me swoon for any man or woman.

Nice! Oh and Chicacookie, we're done baby.
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Boy, “If I and a slice of pizza fall in the water, which do you save?

Girl, wipes grease off her chin, “Why'd you let my pizza fall in the water?”

ChicagoOkie

That's it. All the blood, sweat, and tears I've given you over the years and all I get is a we're done baby? I thought I meant more to you. By the way, I donated your piano to Goodwill. Now we are through.
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IzabellaJ

Alas poor chichagookie, I knew you well. But now we're over.
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Stone

You spend all day riding big poles on big ships. I suppose I feel bad for getting you addicted to that, and you're better off without me and my pole.  O:)
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Love And Submission

I ain't into pirates. Too much risk for scurvy.



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Jazra

I heard how you broke up with that poor pirate! It breaks my heart, you could have offered an orange or Vitamin C. I'm too liberal and sensitive to date a pirate bigot.

Ciao,

J.
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Absences

Boy, “If I and a slice of pizza fall in the water, which do you save?

Girl, wipes grease off her chin, “Why'd you let my pizza fall in the water?”

ChicagoOkie

I'm too liberal and sensitive to date a pirate bigot bigot. We're done.
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Jazra

Loved how you always brought roses after a fight,
even when you were wrong.
The way you shaved your beard when you were with me,
but grew it back after seeing your mom,
saying you just wanted to please both the ladies in your life.

Remember how I came back from that business trip with chlamydia,
and you told me we could move past my affairs,
and then brought my Azithromycin in the mornings with a sliced up orange,
telling me that you just wanted me to be healthy,
and you would always be there for me.

The time I hacked into your account and sent porn to all your co-workers,
you got fired for sexual harassment,
and had to send out all those resumes, trying to get a job,
but you ended up working at McDonald's,
and said it was fine, because you were going to make shift manager soon.

So it may sound harsh and I get it, really I do, believe me, it's me, not you,
'cause any girl would be lucky to have you,
but toenail clippings in the bed ... again!?
Just saying, put my name on the lease and move out of your apartment,
'because baby, we're over now.
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Absences

Boy, “If I and a slice of pizza fall in the water, which do you save?

Girl, wipes grease off her chin, “Why'd you let my pizza fall in the water?”

ChicagoOkie

Yeah well....you're...a meanie. So there!
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Amelita

Sorry, I just need more than the bare boned love you have to offer ::)


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Love And Submission

I find sitting in the dark alone to be creepy. Good bye , you creep.


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ChicagoOkie

I happen to enjoy sitting in the dark alone. Maybe you're the creep? With your creepy mask and skulking around a cemetery. Plus, I'm just not really into dudes. So this was probably doomed from the start. It's over.
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Stone

I told you not to wear my stuff. Get out.
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To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Rex33

I'm sorry, but you are just to violent with me. I cant deal with this abuse, if you come after me I'll call the police.
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Stone

You love that ball more than me. I bet you draw eyes and lips on it with red lipstick and talk to it all the time behind my back. I hope you two find happiness together.  XD
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To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Shewolf

Honey, the handpuppet thing is getting a bit old, and I barely have any socks left that don't have a pair of eyes drawn on them. That stuff just doesn't wash off.
It's over...

ChicagoOkie

I can't take it anymore. All you do is lie there and stare at me. Sure it was nice at first, but we never do anything. I'm leaving you.
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Aislinn

I adore you more then life itself....but you look better in skirts then I do!

I just can't deal with the competition. It's over.  ;D
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