Random Movie Quotes

[Autumn52]

Laurel Sommersby: You are not Jack Sommersby, so why do you keep going on pretending that you are?
John Robert 'Jack' Sommersby: How do you know I'm not?
Laurel Sommersby: I know because...
John Robert 'Jack' Sommersby: How do you know?
Laurel Sommersby: I know because...
John Robert 'Jack' Sommersby: How do you know?
Laurel Sommersby: I know because I never loved him the way that I love you.
John Robert 'Jack' Sommersby: Now Laurel tell me, from the bottom of your heart. Am I your husband?
Laurel Sommersby: Yes, you are.

Sommersby the movie. I want to cry thinking about it.

[Tamhansen]

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

They just don't make movies like that anymore

[Pointless Digression]

No, they make junk like this instead:

OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!

[gaggedLouise]

Dixie (white jazz musician who's landed his first really hot gig in NYC, playing cornet at the big mafia boss's ball): Maybe I don't want to go to this party?
Henchman (in an extremely low register): You do want to go.

-The Cotton Club

[Belle33]

The Hangover

Phil Wenneck: You're not really wearing that are you?
Alan Garner: Wearing what?
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil Wenneck: So does Joy Behar.

[Tamhansen]

the colour of magic

Death: Your lifetime is up, Rincewind. I can't hang around all day.
Rincewind: I can. What have you done with the tourist?
Death: Nothing. He was lured by the attraction of the Wyrmberg.
Rincewind: So at least the Patrician won't be sending out his men to kill me just yet then?
Death: There is a distinct possibility that he may not need to.
Rincewind: What are you grinning at?
Death: Oh, I'm sorry. I can't help it. Now, would you be so kind as to let go? It won't hurt.
Rincewind: Being torn to pieces by wolves won't hurt?
Death: It would be over very quickly. And of course, they are an endangered species.

[Dragondancer]

Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole.
Archie: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
Otto: You are the vulgarian, you fuck.


A Fish Called Wanda...so many hilarious quotes to choose from, hehe

[Diabolus Lupus]

So many funny ones from this.

Thor: How dare you threaten the son of Odin with such a puny weapon!
[Darcy tasers him]
Darcy: [to Jane] What? He was freaking me out!

Fandral: [to Volstagg] Our dear friend is banished to Earth! Loki sits on the throne of Asgard as our King! And all you have done is eat two boars, six pheasants and consume two barrels of ale! Shame on you!

Clint Barton (Hawkeye): Do you want me to take him down or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up?

[LolitaIngenue]

No, they make junk like this instead:

OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!

"Wicker Man" and Nicolas Cage...how they amuse me...

[Kendra]

The Godfather (I) - Michael Corleone: It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business.

[Autumn52]

I've never given much thought to how I would die.

Bella Swan

[Pointless Digression]

Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?...How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

[octaviath]

"Like a midget at a urinal...I was going to have to stay on my toes."

"Like a blind man at an orgy...I was just going to have to feel my way through this."

-Leslie Nielsen, Naked Gun movies.

[Sylk]

"You can live on it, but it tastes like shit"

any guesses?

[Oniya]

Soylent Green?

[Sylk]

*chuckle* nope.  Crocodile Dundee

[boegiboe]

"Give me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucker motherfuckeraaalalalalalaarghh!"

"It's all in the reflexes"

two different movies, any guesses?

[Villain]

"Give me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucker motherfuckeraaalalalalalaarghh!"

"It's all in the reflexes"

two different movies, any guesses?

Seconds big trouble in little china

The Legend of the Titanic

Ronnie: Well if there's one thing I'm not and that's a racist

[Novak]

yeah, I got a question.  Does Barry Manilow now you raid his wardrobe?

[Autumn52]

Isabella Swan: [to Edward] I'd rather die than to stay away from you.

Twilight the first movie

[Valari]

Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me.

~Warden Samuel Norton, The Shawshank Redemption

[Autumn52]

Andy Dufresne: You know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific?
Red: No.
Andy Dufresne: They say it has no memory. That's where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory.

((I want that too))

[Valari]

Lady Eboshi: What exactly are you here for?
Prince Ashitaka: To see with eyes unclouded by hate.

Princess Mononoke

[SinfulBliss]

Were the three best friends that anybody could have!

-The Hangover

[Sylk]

For Novac: THE BREAKFAST CLUB! Love that movie.


Be wary of wousing a Rizard's wrath..rousing..rrrghh! Do not make me angry!

Schmendrick the wizard  "The Last Unicorn"