Corrupt a wish

[Seara]

Now your hair is so long that you can not go to the bathroom, walk, or wash it all at one time and it can not be cut or pulled out but does fall out and you find it in unwanted places.

I wish I had a better car

[Snapespersephone]

you have the best car on the market to bad it has no wheels or gas tank
I wish cakes would bake themselves

[CupidCatt]

Granted, but they also eat themselves too.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much.

[Stella Maris]

Granted, but now you haven't eaten enough and waste away where you sit.

I wish I didn't have to sleep more than few hours every night.

[Formless]

Granted ... But everyone sleeps and all services disabled while you're awake.

I wish I can levitate.

[Snapespersephone]

granted but your feet shall never touch the ground again
I wish there was less weirdos on Facebook

[Formless]

Granted ... but they'll all come knocking on your door.

I wish I was friends with the Cookie monster.

[Snapespersephone]

granted but he mistakes you for a cookie and well you know the rest
I wish I had cherry cola

[Formless]

Granted ... but it'll splash all over you when you open it.

I wish I can drive a Mercedes S class.

[Blythe]

Granted, but you lose the ability to ever drive another kind of vehicle.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

[Snapespersephone]

granted but now you are allergic to girls and boys so you sex life is shot
I wish I wasn't banned from the PS3

[Stella Maris]

Granted, but the moment you touch one, any one, it bursts into flames.

I wish I felt better.

[Darius]

Granted, but Better sues you for sexual harrassment

I wish the moon was full tonight

[Snapespersephone]

granted but alas it was just me mooning you
I wish you would drop the towel

[Ariel]

Granted! But then you see stuff that makes you wish you could claw your eyes out. :P

I wish I had a tame, legalized penguin, and shelter and food for him! :-)

[Snapespersephone]

granted but he humps the post man and now you are being sued
I wish I could have a shamrock shake

[Darius]

granted, someone makes you a shake flavored with shamrocks... its very clover flavored

I wish I could dream in color

[Snapespersephone]

granted but those colors are black and white
I wish I was beautiful

[CupidCatt]

Granted, but the world of fashion is fickle and Ugly is the new Gorgeous.

I wish all my work that's due for tomorrow were done.

[Stella Maris]

Granted, but it's all done wrong, and now you not only have to do it all over again, but you have even more work fixing everything that it screwed up down the line.

I wish it were just a bit easier to find awesome music.

[Snapespersephone]

granted but now yu have to fight a giant to get at it
I wish my cat would stop licking himself next to my head at night

[MelisaArtemis]

Granted its licking itself between yours legs now

I wish I can be naked all the time =v =

[Kippers]

Granted. The second you step outside, people dial the cops.

I wish I could get my account approved faster.

[Countdown0]

Granted, but the website will shutdown the day after your approval.

I wish I had some cake :D

[MelisaArtemis]

granted, its real mud cake (As in cake made of mud)

I wish public nudity is legal =v =