Breakup with the person above you!

[Prefect Mos]

Your a little too clingy and attatched for a long term thing.... but a quick roll in the hay to get over your lady friends... ?

[Undeniable Sin]

I've always been a one man kind of woman. I don't think I can handle two. My brain would mutiny. I don't think my body would have an issue though,so sure I'll go for a quickie.

[Autumn52]

Sin how could you go behind my back with prefect. I thought we had something special. Get out. Get out. Get out. I don't ever want to see you again. Oh wait this is your place, Ok never mind I'm leaving you dont try to stop me were threw.

Bye

[Prefect Mos]

Hold on a secound.. In nature humans are into group sex... if you cant get into nature, were through!

[Autumn52]

I dont have a problem with group sex silly that is your other lover Sin. I am leaving you because you can't tell the two of us apart. bye

[Belle33]

I can't deal with all the foot traffic through our bedroom.  How many fans do you have!!!!  I'm clearly not enough for you.  *sniffs*  Farewell beautiful.  We'll always have Paris.

[cartun]

You remind me of Monica Bellucci way too much. That's it, we're through!

[Belle33]

Not a fan of Monica?  What wretched taste.  Goodbye!

[Shimeka]

*opens bathroom door* If you think that's wretched trying eating some your own cooking! BLAH! Goodbye.. *closes bathroom door*  *crying*

[Harley]

I'm not into Bestiality.  I'm sorry, but...  You are going to have to take your litter box someplace else. 

[Shimeka]

Not what you said last night! I thought we did something special... *sniffs and picks up her litter box*

We're through cause you just cant accept me for who I really am! *runs out of house*

[Belle33]

Shimeka, you're a adorable, but all the purring is keeping me up, and that incident with the fur ball was just, upsetting.  On the bright side, I have some catnip for you and a the sexy neighbor upstairs has offered to take you in ;)

[Autumn52]

Belle how could you, just how could you? I loved that kitty and you went and gave it away without even consulting me. That is the last straw, I am breaking up with you officially after our round of make up sex.

[Villain]

Xandi I'm sorry it's over. It's obvious I shot too high and everytime I look at you I can't help but think that. I mean look at you; you'e in black undies and I'm dead and smoking an evil cigarette. You can find someone better with better prospects...like skin and blood and all that modern stuff.

[Belle33]

You are far too witty for me.  I'm leaving before I become a bore you abhor.  Bye!

[Prefect Mos]

Im breaking up with you cause you dont think im that witty evidently. hurmph.

[Shimeka]

I'm breaking up with you Prefect Mos! Your always with that other guy and not me!

[cartun]

I'm breaking up with you Shimmy, cos your tail distracts me whenever we're 'getting it on'!

[Prefect Mos]

Im breaking up with you Cartun , cause [you] is obsessed with me.

[Belle33]

I'm dumping you for excessive use of the [ You ] code.  *pinches [you]*

[One-Eyed Jack]

Oh Belle, I have to leave you for pinching me and awening me at such an ungodly hour

[Nico]

Dude! You're really great and all, but you always fall asleep before midnight! We're done! :P

[Belle33]

I don't want to breakup with Nicholas *pouts*  he's too cute.  So, I'm breaking up witht the next poster before they break up with me  >:)

[Zaphod]

GAAA! Belle, I am breaking up with you for playing unfair!  :P

[Prefect Mos]

Sorry Zaphod, Im leaving you for [you]