Last Poster Wins

Started by Tigataga, January 16, 2014, 02:02:27 AM

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Saiyuri

Nicely put, jt1.
And just as you said, the win does have new ownership, with me.  ;D

Boatman

"Nice of you to keep it warm for me Sai.  I'll take the Win now... What do you mean you want to keep it?
How selfish!"
Boat runs after Sai and Rugby (like US Football but more brutal) tackles her (gently) for the Win.
History, where creative writing was born.

Saiyuri

"No Boat, I took it fair and square!"
Squealing as she is tackled gently to the ground she uses her womanly figure to distract Boat long enough to steal both a kiss and the win.
Hopping up to her feet she runs off through the flower filled field with the Win in her arms.

Boatman

Boat is grumpy having lost both his kiss and the Win.
He checked the rest of his body, but luckily nothing else was missing.
Enough time wasted.
Boat spots a discarded pogo stick and boings after Sai, finally leaping over her and reaching down to clutch the Win which has tangled in something elastic. He spins out of control landing in a bush with the elasticated garment wrapped around his face.
But at least he has the Win.
History, where creative writing was born.

Saiyuri

Gasping as Boat steals not only her Win but her Bra, Saiyuri quickly comes upon him lying in the bush.

Taking the Win she allows him to keep her bra as a prize as she bouncily runs off in her white t-shirt, Win clasped tightly against her bosom.

Boatman

#3780
Boat struggles to free himself from the large warm garment and resists the sudden urge to fondle it.
He follows the footprints in the sand to the naturist centre.
'Now I've got her. There won't be any place to hide the Win in there.'
Boat strips off and enters, eventually finding the Win disguised as a water bucket in the sauna.
He clutches it and sneaks out to the pool.

History, where creative writing was born.

jt1

Quote from: Boatman on September 23, 2014, 05:41:40 PM
Boat strips off and enters, eventually finding the Win disguised as a water bucked in the sauna.
He clutches it sneaks out to the pool.

Wow, that was quite an exciting sequence of unfortunate events.  However Mr. Boatman, you failed to proofread your post and therefore you now lose.   ;)

CouldveBeenKing

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Wo! Wo! Wo!... I think everybody should just CALM DOWN. Because I have the Win.

Boatman

Damn, pressed the exterminate button by mistake.

Never mind, the Win is still intact... and mine.
History, where creative writing was born.

jt1

By extrapolation, the conclusion must be that I am now the winner.

Boatman

Extrapolation is unfortunately just an estimate.
In this case wrong.
Must go now, got to show the Win the world.
History, where creative writing was born.

blue bunny sparkle

*tap tap taps on Boatman's shoulder*

*steals the Win while he looks the other way*

*flits away quickly laughing*

You will never catch me or the Win!

Boatman

"Hmm, sneaky trick."
Boat throws a six, takes a short cut and disguises himself as a scarecrow.
He lifts the Win as Bunny dances past along the path.
History, where creative writing was born.

blue bunny sparkle

Comes back down the road the other way... singing, "Follow the yellow brick road" and steals the Win, because the scarecrow doesn't have a brain...

*dances away with toto and the WIN*

Boatman

Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road.

Oh, and I have the Win.
History, where creative writing was born.

Saiyuri

As Boat travels down the yellow brick road Saiyuri stealthily steals the Win from his pocket and runs off in the opposite direction.

Boatman

Boat notices he is no longer weighed down on one side, checks his pocket and finds the Win missing.
"Drat, and double drat."
He flicks on his Win detector watch and sets off in pursuit.
History, where creative writing was born.

Wispyr

Cleverly laid a false win out for shoddy win detectors, and made off with the real one.

Boatman

Ok, you can have the the real win detector (now disabled).

For I have real Win.
History, where creative writing was born.

justme4386

Win? What win? Oh you mean this one?
A word of advice: Don't take me serious - unless I am. And you will know when I am!


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updated March 30th 2019
Apologies and Absences
updated April 19th 2019

TeacupTwink

Winning, y'know... it's what I do. Kind of a hobby of mine.  ::)

Saiyuri

I think I've adopted that hobby as well Teacup, seeing as how now I have the Win.  ;)

TeacupTwink

Isn't it cute how us friend's share?  ::) Thanks for holding my win.

Saiyuri

It is! Thanks for keeping it warm for me, buddy!
But I'll be taking that win back now.  ;D


(BTW, love the Ultra Satan you have in your signature!  :P )

TeacupTwink

Lol no problem, you're so good at winning second place. <3

( Thank you! c: Lol someone recognized it! <3 )