Perverted Wishes

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Lanzlo

#250
August 18, 2007, 01:10:16 AM
Granted. You can now see the exact time when someone's going to die, just by looking at them. However, you cannot turn this off. And yes, this means that you know exactly when and where you will die. Have fun.

I wish to fulfill my destiny.

kongming

#251
August 18, 2007, 07:40:18 AM
Wish granted! You were destined to become a McDonalds worker for all eternity.

I wish I could be useful.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

Ons/Offs:
https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=9536.msg338515

Sethite

#252
August 19, 2007, 07:43:41 AM
Wish granted. You're usefull as a sex slave for some really naughty guys.

I wish I could have a bigger house.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Lirliel

#253
August 20, 2007, 01:15:24 AM
Wish granted, you've got a huge house, only its surrounded by a lava moat and no way of getting out.

I wish I could get free porn.
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Sethite

#254
August 20, 2007, 04:26:35 AM
Wish granted. You have free porn. Flood of free porn. You're finding porn everywhere, in bags, in books, in magazines, even in your fridge.

I wish I could have a dog.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Lirliel

#255
August 20, 2007, 04:29:09 AM
Granted! You get a Werewolf ! Who likes fucking young beautiful girls! *Smirks*

I wish I could be in Faerun.
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Sethite

#256
August 20, 2007, 04:42:49 AM
Wish granted. You're in Faerun, but you're without money, equipment, clothes or anything, but with bunch of goblins after you. Not a nice perspective.

I wish to be famous singer.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Lirliel

#257
August 20, 2007, 04:44:33 AM
Wish Granted, your a famous singer alright! Yet you can't leave your house because you are TEH Sizzle and everyone stalks you.. even your pet werewolf :P

I wish that I could go into one of Krellscholar's stories (Any of them) And you should know what I mean by that *winks*
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Sethite

#258
August 20, 2007, 05:07:16 AM
Wish granted! Ol' good Krellscholar gave you role in new part of "Dracula's Daughter". You'll be next victim of Nammah.

I wish I have a big fuckin' gun.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Lirliel

#259
August 20, 2007, 05:11:13 AM
w00t DD ftw!

Your wish is granted!

Your big fucking gun is this: http://warfare.ytmnd.com/

I wish for.. erm.. a new Harddrive!
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Zaer Darkwail

#260
August 20, 2007, 05:13:45 AM
Wish granted, but you get fucked up software along whit it.

I wish a pretty, nice, loyal and kind girlfriend who is naughty in bed......

Sethite

#261
August 20, 2007, 05:15:36 AM
Wish granted. You have nice, pretty and loyal...gorilla girl who is very naughty. Enjoy!

I wish I have rocking chair.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Lirliel

#262
August 20, 2007, 05:17:50 AM
*Grins evily*

Wish granted, though it's one made in the world of Alice in Sexland, thus the chair spawns bindings whenever you sit down and fucks you. *Grins* While rocking relaxingly offcourse!

I want a someone to walk up to my frontdoor right now and give me a case of a million euro's!
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Zaer Darkwail

#263
August 20, 2007, 05:22:32 AM
Wish granted but the person who gives the cash is chased by Russian mafia (who is after the case and the money) and when they get on you you are kidnapped to Russia as slave girl on sale.

Same wish as before but ask for HUMAN girl friend :P.

Sethite

#264
August 20, 2007, 05:25:02 AM
Wish granted. But she's 100 years old.  ;D

I wish to visit an Egypt.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Zaer Darkwail

#265
August 20, 2007, 05:35:15 AM
Wish granted, but you visit it during time of faraoh rulers and are traveled back in time. Thanks your excelent health and physique you are taked as pleasure slave to faraoh's harem and end of your career buried whit him (killed even while your alive) into his pyramid.

Same wish but add that ages between 17-25 :P.

Sethite

#266
August 20, 2007, 05:55:37 AM
Wish granted. She's a lesbian and she don't wanna to sleep with you. Even if you're forcing her to do this (she's loyal, after all), you haven't much fun with her.

I wish to be a Supergirl.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Lirliel

#267
August 21, 2007, 01:02:41 AM
Wish Granted, but you end up in Krellscholar's Tournament.

I wish to be a supervillian.
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Sethite

#268
August 21, 2007, 02:12:04 AM
Wish granted, but you're one of those unlucky villains who always loses.

I wish I could be at at cooking.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Zaer Darkwail

#269
August 21, 2007, 04:14:16 AM
Wish granted, but sadly you are main menu for group of cannibals and the cook gladly take tips and advices how cook you.

I wish to be debtless.

Lirliel

#270
August 21, 2007, 04:17:47 AM
Wish Granted, they repo all your sit, thus clearing all debts and leaving you homeless with just your collection of D&D books! :D

I wish to have a good genie!
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Sethite

#271
August 21, 2007, 04:23:02 AM
Wish granted. You have a veryyyy good genie. London Dry is it's name.

I wish I could go to the Prada and have enough money to buy everything I want.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Lirliel

#272
August 21, 2007, 04:25:29 AM
Wish granted, you are married to an abusive anal-loving pornstar who gives you all the money to buy everything you want at Prada in return he'll anally love you every time you wear something! *Grins*

I want to create my own fantasy world and then teleport myself there!
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Sethite

#273
August 21, 2007, 04:43:31 AM
Auch... :-[

Wish granted, but suddenly totally archetypical and stereotypical Dark Lord, Destructor of World appears and takes a rule in this world, turining it into Mordor-like domain.

I wish to live in victorian England.
Truly, madly, deeply...

Lirliel

#274
August 21, 2007, 04:45:08 AM
Wish granted, though as you drop in you find yourself in a steam-punk world.. wrong TP scroll?

I wish to live in a place very warm and filled with cute guys :)
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."
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